pee bombs

Peeing in big waves

*falls on the floor being pushed back by his piss* "PEE BOMB!"
hence pee bombs

by BillyJeansCar February 10, 2012

Jesus Pee

Mountain Dew. The heavenly liquid inside makes you jolly and happy. Jesus Pee makes your day better.

Jesus Pee

by Anti_yuppy March 20, 2014

Pee Spoon

When you pee on your little brothers mixing spoon and mix it into his Gatorade.

"Hey little bro, I used a Pee Spoon to mix up your Gatorade."

by Some Asian Chef in Afghanistan June 12, 2018

pee shoter

Eww don’t touch my dirty pee diapers face the pee shooter 1000

Pee shoter idiot

by QWERTYAZERTY no good names March 10, 2021

Peeing in the sink

verb:

To use the wrong object for the wrong reason. Doesn't matter if it works, it's just wrong.

Peeing in the sink may use less water, but it's not what the sink is for.

Person 1: "What's the problem with washing my hands with the water fountain?"
Person 2: "Dude, it's like peeing in the sink."

by Thicc Daddy LOAF March 10, 2021

pee hammer

While a male is taking a piss, the penis is clamped down upon preventing further discharge resulting in an internal backup of fluids (aka a water hammer) that causes extreme pain.

I was taking a shower with my girlfriend and had to pee, so I pissed on her feet and she turned around and grabbed my junk causing a pee hammer.

by UnCivil Engineer December 23, 2011

Pee Peeee

When you have nothing funny to text your friend, So you send them Pee Peeee with a random meme.

I didn’t have anything funny to send to Robert So I just sent him Pee Peeee lol.

by I like oofing May 25, 2020