pee on a stick

to take a pregnancy test; a serious matter

Looks like I'm going to have to pee on a stick!

by jacksassafrass December 26, 2010

Safety Pee

noun. 1.) The cautious practice of urinating before starting a time-consuming or strenuous and uncomfortable venture.

noun. 2.) The bodily waste expelled in such a prudent manner.

Rumor has it that among crass individuals the synonym "Safety Piss" exists.

verb.) the act of utilizing the "safety pee/piss" practice.

Movie theater: Oh, good. It's still the previews. I still have time for a safety pee.

Traffic: Uh oh. It's almost rush hour. I better make a safety pee in case it takes me three hours to get home.

Weird Scenario: Oh, geez. Not another tickle-gauntlet. I better make a safety pee or this could be awkward.

by Awkward Scholar NM September 12, 2010

Jesus Pee

Mountain Dew. The heavenly liquid inside makes you jolly and happy. Jesus Pee makes your day better.

Jesus Pee

by Anti_yuppy March 20, 2014

Pee Camel

A person who defies all kidney laws and stores urine like a camel to be released at a time of their choosing. (usually female.)

"We've been at this festival all weekend and I haven't seen Anna pee once!

Dude, thats coz shes a pee camel!"

by DEMuahahah May 26, 2014

pee it off

Only guys will get this: you know when you use the bathroom at your house or someone else's house to take a piss and you notice a poop stain or two? And you felt like removing it without touching it? So you naturally aimed your stream at the stain to get rid of it. Yeah, that's called "peeing it off."

Bro how am I supposed to get those poop specs on the toilet bowl off?

Pee it off man.

by TheMaker420 November 5, 2013

Hot Pee

The act of going for a quick pee.

Be right back, gotta take a hot pee.

by papertowels000 October 29, 2016

pee shy

Unable to urinate for any psychological or physiological reason.

"Dude, you were in there for a long time!"
"Yeah, it gets pee shy after I drink this much beer. It took 5 minutes just to get it running, then I had to sphincter out the tail."

by enkephalin07 February 29, 2016