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Evan Patrick

A badass. Someone likely to become the next President
Did you see that guy dunk all over that kid? That's so Evan Patrick.
by Evan Patrick June 8, 2014
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A Patrick is more rare and magical than a Unicorn
by Tsunami StaySea May 27, 2025
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Also named patrick. Sucks at valorant. Is not an awpper. He should probably uninstall the game entirely.Simps for innocent women that are not attracted to him. Will tell shitty jokes and sarcastically laugh at them. Usually will be a disappointment of A human being. Probably has his name as VanillaCqke as discord username
Patrick sucks at valorant
by Chonky woman July 21, 2020
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Patrick Shwavy

When you're intoxicated and you do something so insanely embarrassing, that you wish you were never born.
I'm all Patrick Shwavy and I see this kid in a wheelchair and I thought it was him.
by PersonalJesus December 16, 2019
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Patrick /ˈpætɹɪk/, v. where a person performs an action repeatedly that exhibits a severe lack of short-term memory retention.

Named after the index case, Patrick Star of Spongebob Squarepants fame, where Mr. Star's repertoire included many such actions, including "That's not my wallet", where the person agrees to every indicia of an original point, while disagreeing on face with the original point; or "I'm going to eat mine now!", wherein the person forgets they consumed an item in full, and then makes an attempt to eat the item again.

This is an effective debate tactic, because the person operating from this position completely believes (or is presumed to completely believe) what it is they are saying and doing, complicating a good-faith discussion.
I just patricked that whole candy bar.

Congratulations on patricking the whole argument for twenty-five minutes. We're back to square one now.
by Sosumi, Inc. October 18, 2025
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Patricking

Lying about your age to get with younger girls.
He told me he was 12, he was really patricking.
by Michael mondiello March 31, 2022
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Patrick Shwavy

1. When you do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born.
Yooo let’s get patrick shwavyd lol it’s lit
by Ratk1d December 17, 2019
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