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Panera

Bakery and restaurant where soccer moms from hardcore red-state territory in the midwest go to feel like cool european liberals. Home of overpriced, sub-par sandwiches with fake european names.
I'm going Panera to get a Venti Paninni Sandwiche du Fromage.
by kturk May 24, 2005
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Paperback

The act of recieving a test with a note that says "See Me After Class". You cannot deny what the teacher desires for you, so of course, you go. Your teacher then proceeds to underdress slowly. Eventually you and your teacher begin to have violent intercourses.

This usually ends in an expulsion for the teacher and student.
-Hey dude, did ya hear the news about Johnny?
-Naw bro, what happened?
-Mr.Jones told him to stay after class, and then gave him a paperback!
-DUDE! Is Johnny okay?
by YOBOIPER December 14, 2010
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paperclips

Small metal objects, usually with 3 bends in them. Packaged in boxes holding a large number of them. Seen on cubicle desks. Uses include: reshaping out of boredom, throwing at co-workers, firing with rubberbands, holding papers together, picking locks, picking teeth, sticking in wall sockets, or doing anything McGiver would.
Many people who wear eyepatches aren't trying to be cool. Usually, interns who found paperclips are responsible. He no longer works for us.
by Andrew Stanchfield February 5, 2006
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paper asshole

1. Fucking jerk
2. A person who thinks they are so much more important than someone else.
3. A person who thinks that they are above any laws or order.
4. Alternate meaning- fucking asshole.

If you are a paper asshole we know who you are, but because you are a paper asshole you have no idea how much of an asshole you are because, you are a, paper asshole. Hey all you paper assholes, we know who you are and you cant hide you pricks!
1. That guy in my office is a real paper asshole.

2. I cant believe that woman just cut me in line for tickets, she is a real paper asshole.

3. Hello police... yes this is Mike Jones from Oak St, there is a paper asshole in a blue volvo driving up the street at ridiculous speeds. Yes sir, we will respond and beat the shit out of that paper asshole immidiately.
by Cheppo July 12, 2006
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Paperhanger

A Counterfeiter. Not necessarily an individual who specializes in counterfeit money, but moreover an individual who specializes in screwing an established system due to counterfeit documents.
Back in the 40's my grandfather was one of the nation's largest paperhangers.
by Michael Black May 19, 2006
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sudanese paperboy

the act of throwing feces at one or more individuals during sexual activity.
dude, my new girlfriend is a coprophile. i'm totally going to give her a sudanese paperboy.
by meowihasface August 9, 2010
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big face paper guy

a loser who doesn't know he/she is a loser.
"Dana, you are such a big face paper guy."
by Lizzie K. December 14, 2007
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