Daisy, you dating anyone?
Nah, not now.
I know this great guy, has a Harley David & Son. Interested?
Nah, thanks, am going through men-o-pause.
Nah, not now.
I know this great guy, has a Harley David & Son. Interested?
Nah, thanks, am going through men-o-pause.
by Mayuura January 11, 2009
Get the men-o-pause mug.literally means pausing, then removing your tongue from a mushroom. why do people think thats so rude? also "sos please lick my mushroom" is NOT rude. it also literally means take a mushroom (the fungi type) and lick it. simple rele.
see yeebs
mmm: haha mr stone is such a mushroom licker!
some randomer: hey that sounds so sick and wrong!
mmm: no it doesnt. he literally licks mushrooms (nath and julies mushrooms we think tho)
please note we have to add a pauses and removes tongue off mushroom. woot.
mmm: haha mr stone is such a mushroom licker!
some randomer: hey that sounds so sick and wrong!
mmm: no it doesnt. he literally licks mushrooms (nath and julies mushrooms we think tho)
please note we have to add a pauses and removes tongue off mushroom. woot.
by kavanagh July 27, 2006
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Noun, Adjective
1. Somebody or something that poses as, imitates someone or something.
2. A widly used (mispelling of an?) insult by immature people, usually to critisize people they don't know, hypocritcally, for acting and/or dressing a certain way "to be cool."
See Posuer.
1. Somebody or something that poses as, imitates someone or something.
2. A widly used (mispelling of an?) insult by immature people, usually to critisize people they don't know, hypocritcally, for acting and/or dressing a certain way "to be cool."
See Posuer.
1. If a person were to pose for a/an artist/artists, a photographer, et cetera, they would be considered a poser.
2. Boy or girl: "He/She's such a poser."
2. Boy or girl: "He/She's such a poser."
by Tk like whoa January 20, 2007
Get the Poser mug.An individual who likes to appear as though they are whole in health. The term can also be used to diss a yoga poser on the sly.
Signs of a yoga poser:
1. Lulu lemon garb. Exclusively.
2. Drinks health beverages in public, such as herbal green tea, but then returns home to down litres of Lipton green tea.
3. Brags frequently about weekly yoga sessions, though they have probably attended less than one.
4. Uses impressive Sanskrit terminology to sound yoga savy.
5. Professes an interest in "good music" but in reality listens to Taylor Swift or some garbage.
Signs of a yoga poser:
1. Lulu lemon garb. Exclusively.
2. Drinks health beverages in public, such as herbal green tea, but then returns home to down litres of Lipton green tea.
3. Brags frequently about weekly yoga sessions, though they have probably attended less than one.
4. Uses impressive Sanskrit terminology to sound yoga savy.
5. Professes an interest in "good music" but in reality listens to Taylor Swift or some garbage.
Yoga Poser: Oh my goodness, that Jalandhara Bandha yesterday made my quads soooo sore!
Normal Person: Is that an Oh Henry I see in your pocket?
Yoga Poser: Wha? No, that's a fruit supplement bar...
Normal Person: Do you even know what quads are?
Normal Person: Hahahaha man, Ophelia is such a yoga poser!
Another Normal Person (quietly): Ya, what a flake!
Ophelia: Uh, what?
Normal Person: It means you're a yoga professional. Way to be.
Ophelia puts in headphones.
Normal Person: Is that Taylor Swift?
Ophelia: Um...no! (flustered) It's "insert good band name here"
Another Normal Person: Sure it is. (winks at friend)
Normal Person: Is that an Oh Henry I see in your pocket?
Yoga Poser: Wha? No, that's a fruit supplement bar...
Normal Person: Do you even know what quads are?
Normal Person: Hahahaha man, Ophelia is such a yoga poser!
Another Normal Person (quietly): Ya, what a flake!
Ophelia: Uh, what?
Normal Person: It means you're a yoga professional. Way to be.
Ophelia puts in headphones.
Normal Person: Is that Taylor Swift?
Ophelia: Um...no! (flustered) It's "insert good band name here"
Another Normal Person: Sure it is. (winks at friend)
by OhCocoa June 24, 2011
Get the Yoga Poser mug.People who claim they are obsessed and love The Jonas Brothers, when they don't even own a CD besides A little bit Longer and know nothing about them. Their favorite Jonas Brothers songs include, SOS,Hold On, When you look me in the eyes and Burnin' Up.
They like Kevin the least/hate him and love Nick the most.They only Like The Jonas Brothers because of their looks and music and not because of their personality. (mostly because they don't know anything about their personality.)
They have no real knowledge of the boys and do not genuinely pay attention to their daily lives.
They tend to be the most annoying "fans".
They like Kevin the least/hate him and love Nick the most.They only Like The Jonas Brothers because of their looks and music and not because of their personality. (mostly because they don't know anything about their personality.)
They have no real knowledge of the boys and do not genuinely pay attention to their daily lives.
They tend to be the most annoying "fans".
Obsessive Jonas Disorder Poser (OJDP) Converstion :
OJDP: "I Loooove The Jonas Brothers!"
OJD: "Really"
OJDP: "I think some of your OJD Rubbed off on me!"
OJD: "Really... What are you favorite songs?"
OJDP: "It's between When you look me in the eyes and Goodnight and Goodbye,I can't decide I love all 6 songs!"
OJD: " Oh my Jonas..."
OJDP: "I Loooove The Jonas Brothers!"
OJD: "Really"
OJDP: "I think some of your OJD Rubbed off on me!"
OJD: "Really... What are you favorite songs?"
OJDP: "It's between When you look me in the eyes and Goodnight and Goodbye,I can't decide I love all 6 songs!"
OJD: " Oh my Jonas..."
by JonasLover123 October 8, 2008
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