Manlet Pit

A hole in the ground where manlets are found. Typically located in your local gym. Here the petite and effeminate manlet boys compare high heels, pay homage to their hero Randy Newman by singing Short People, futilely lift weights, jerk each other off and bitterly complain about women. Misery loves company. That's why the manlet pit is especially packed on Friday evenings and weekends because that's when normal people go out to socialize and have a great time. A concept that is, of course, completely foreign to a deeply insecure and comically stunted manlet pit inhabitant.

I just stepped over the manlet pit to hit the squat rack - WTF is going on down there? Just the usual, don't even worry about it bro. Everybody knows that short people got no reason.

by ManletDepreciator July 30, 2024

pit nutter

The cry of a angry soccer mom Karen or sweaty redditor who will carefully cherry pick sources like a good little keyboard warrior only pastime is killing other people's dogs and pretending to care about people getting mauled by Pitt bulls.

GRAAH a pit nutter aka someone walking with their dog time to go to r/banpitbulls for relief

by Johntaro June 19, 2025

Pit stop

The action of giving someone a flat tire them as you walk by fart in their face. This imitates what a race car does as it gets new tires and refills on gas.

I gave jimmy a pit stop and it was funny.

by Jayjinglejiggle1010 January 8, 2020

pit stop

The act of stopping to curb-stomp someone while on your way to a John Lennon concert.
This act may or may not be lethal, though it is usually not.

Person 1: "Hey did you see that crazy guy on the news last night, the one that curb-stomped someone."
Person 2: "Yeah that was me, totally pit stopped that mofo. The Lennon concert was pretty good though."

by 50UP13 November 22, 2021

pit baggin

Pit Baggin- a hick way of describing mudding or pit riding.

Oh f**k bud, let’s get the bikes and go pit baggin
*country boy slang for mudding

by Coon Casher July 3, 2021

Pit and run

When the owner of a pitbull flees with their mutt after maulling another person or animal.

Pitbull mauls pensioner and toddler in pit and run.

by RoundenBrown August 17, 2025

Meth pits

A term used to describe the horrible smell you get from doing Methamphetamine.

"I haven't seen Kurt in a few days"
"he's probably gonna have meth pits"

by HelloLilypad February 8, 2020