Hoisted by my own re'tard

Thwarted by one's own stupidity.

I do the same thing every week, expecting a different result. I'm continually hoisted by my own re'tard.

by bumchutney February 07, 2022

pluck my own sparrows

Waxing your testicles

If this lockdown lasts much longer I'll be forced to pluck my own sparrows

by hooblemeyer February 12, 2021

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 28, 2025

owned

(Britain, Australia, Ireland, New Zealand,)

To be made a fool of

Owned!

by frabrizio September 10, 2018

Owned

When you get defeated

You got owned

by RedDreams September 05, 2019

up my own ass

Robert

Robert who passes GCSE'S but can't get it right in real life.

up my own ass is something Robert would say, and that's gay

by sirbennito July 23, 2021

stain your own lane

Doing something stupid in your area of expertise

I tell my scientist friend whose comments reveal his prejudices by dismissing the facts, don’t stain your own lane.

by DocM&M August 17, 2020