petition wall

is the weak wall between the anus and vagina entry

dude: If i put my finger in your anus and thumb in you vag, then squeeze and pull i will rip out your petition wall!

shiela: WTF so i shit all over my vagina?

dude: Well thats one way to look at it. But i was refering to re-sale when you can advertise more room space in your living area.

by standox April 24, 2010

Off The Wall

When you put weed in a hookah with a little tobacco then smoke a couple blunts at the same time.

Bra we got hella off the wall last nite!

by tfybassociate February 26, 2011

Wall walker

Someone new to an organisation who is so rubbish they would walk into a wall an still keep trying to go forward.

Man these wall walkers are doing my swede in. Look at that one there, couldn't open a door if he tried.

by Krusty71 May 16, 2017

Spoon the wall

To die.

The little honey is lucky she didn't spoon the wall after last night's drunken episode in the hood.

by drunkchuck December 31, 2009

Wall Papering

idiom

An act, (usually homosexual) where one party is standing, spread, facing a wall (much like when a police man performs a search). And the other member relentlessly ravages them from behind. Thus resembling two people putting up wall paper.

Tony: Where are those guys?
Kevin: i think they're inside wall papering each other

by skippyskippy November 6, 2015

wall add

Wall add; when someone adds you as a friend on facebook just so they can read a wall-to-all post thread, with another friend they already have.

I thought he wanted to be my friend, but he just wall added me.

by Keael January 23, 2009

Dog Walling

When you throw your child's dog at a wall at such a high velocity that it leaves a shit stain on the wall you threw it at. A fun activity for friends and family.

Hey cousin, want to go dog walling with me this weekend?

by TheWettestDream February 1, 2017