Doctor Chair

Stephen Hawking

Guy 1: Doctor Chair’s dead lmao
Guy 2: Wow that was really insensitive.

by CinnamonRoll2215 April 20, 2023

The Wine Chair

The chair in your house that you're allowed to drink and fall asleep (pass out) in. It's not meant to be decorative and is typically old, worn, and stained with previous food, beer, wine spills, etc. Its purpose is to serve as an adult high chair for those who may enjoy having a few cocktails and falling asleep during their favorite ball games or movies.

"I passed out and spilled an entire glass of red wine on myself last night. Good thing I was in the wine chair, or my wife would have killed me."

by Nacho Burris November 27, 2023

Chair Tip

Often used by couriers or pizza delivery drivers when the customer pays with exact change or decides not to tip. At which point you steal a chair from their lawn without alerting them and throwing it in your vehicle and driving away. This usually happens with really nice houses and in rich neighborhoods...which makes the chair tip a much more satisfying option.

On that last delivery, they paid me in quarters to the cent...so I took a chair tip FTW

by Kylosis October 26, 2010

Origami Timeout Chair

When you tuck a single mom's legs behind her own shoulders and fuck her while she's seated in a "timeout chair" until she utters nothing but gibberish for 5 minutes straight.

I gave that MILF I met at the bar last night the “origami timeout chair” after we went back to her place… Left her talking like she needed a short bus.

by Vermont Department of Health March 19, 2025

Bird/chair

Bird/chair the most perfect human being on earth, Perfect in every way. Their personality is amazing <3 Best person you could ask for!

Have you heard about bird/chair?
Person 1: Oh that perfect person?
Person 2: they are amazing

by Yamslver June 9, 2021

Chair rocker

a hoe.

Stacy is such a chair rocker

by @_waldo_2 December 14, 2019

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by Best Hire Chairs Melbouren October 16, 2023