my pet named Steve

i love my pet named Steve

all hail My pet named Steve

by all hail steve April 11, 2022

Jersey the name

The best person you’ll ever meet. short, red hair and love her baggy clothes. funny and definitely the best

“My bestie Jersey” “Jersey the name is beautiful”

by cindy bath friend June 2, 2022

Choki is a cat name

Choki is a cat name

Choki is a cat name

by Exotata January 29, 2023

I was just talking to (Boss's Name)

The get out of jail free card when your supervisor asks why you were late.

Said when you clearly slept in or more than one occasion but don't want to let anyone know there is a trend developing.

(Supervisor) "Jim! You're 20 minutes late for the start of your shift."
(Jim) "Yeah sorry, I was just talking to (Boss's Name), the CEO of the company."
(Supervisor) "Oh well in that case, no problems"

by OxfordSalty! July 27, 2011

too lazy to write my name

a cunt with a surprisingly large amount of time to do nothing

wow, too lazy to write my name is a total cunt.

by Some Scottish Cunt August 31, 2017

You smell like smell and your name is nell

if some one insults you with these words then you should just kermit sewerslide and watch my story animated

if your name is nell well then TO BAD

idk You smell like smell and your name is nell cause you suck

by Your pseudonym but its rly min May 19, 2020

harry potter did you put your name in the goblet of fire

Dumbledore asked calmly

Person Idk what to put here
Person Harry Potter did you put your name in the goblet of fire

by anonymous September 14, 2021