Pot noodle and a wank

Refering to a lousy evening spent home alone with bad food, TV-repeats and probably masturbation.
I was out last night and today he tells me:"you look knackered mate". And im thinking yeah, you look like you`ve had a pot noodle and a wank, mate.
by AluXeZ January 10, 2010
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Noodle My Poodle

When you are doing unholy acts . When you use a doggy prostitution. They wrap there man part in noodles and go up the poo hole
Jenny brought back Chinese last night and I though I should Noodle My Poodle. She loved it
by ISureLoveNoodles June 19, 2018
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abuse your noodle

man1:while your girlfriend is gone are you gonna abuse your noodle?
man2:YES!
by tomcon5 February 26, 2009
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pot noodle

wow i want a wank but i didnt this afternoon cos i was being a SCALLY
i always wanted to type that word have never done i tb4
by super noodle roolz August 17, 2003
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poo noodles

deficating in someones pillow. the owner of the pillow unkowingly rests their head against the pillow thereby recieveing a facefull of poo noodles
Keith layed down for the night not knowing that greg had been their earlier, POO NOODLES
by noodles of fun January 04, 2009
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Noodle in the poodle house

The meaning is still unknown.

My mother user's it when talking to either dogs or cats. Howevermy dogs go crazy when mother sings it to them.

Im too afraid to ask the meaning as she may not love me anymore and i am an only child.

I once thought "maybe my mothers crazy/dementia" but who knows.

To this day it is still a mystery.
"looks theirs a noodle in the poodle house

Mother singing "a noodle and a poodle in the stinky house, the noodle and a poodle and a stinky mouse"
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Schnitzel My Noodle

When a person covers their partners dick in breadcrumbs and other seasonings and then licks them off
When I went to Germany I let my girl schnitzel my noodle and it felt so good
by Clarkethebark February 17, 2017
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