I was out last night and today he tells me:"you look knackered mate". And im thinking yeah, you look like you`ve had a pot noodle and a wank, mate.
by AluXeZ January 10, 2010

When you are doing unholy acts . When you use a doggy prostitution. They wrap there man part in noodles and go up the poo hole
by ISureLoveNoodles June 19, 2018

by tomcon5 February 25, 2009

by super noodle roolz August 16, 2003

deficating in someones pillow. the owner of the pillow unkowingly rests their head against the pillow thereby recieveing a facefull of poo noodles
by noodles of fun January 4, 2009

The meaning is still unknown.
My mother user's it when talking to either dogs or cats. Howevermy dogs go crazy when mother sings it to them.
Im too afraid to ask the meaning as she may not love me anymore and i am an only child.
I once thought "maybe my mothers crazy/dementia" but who knows.
To this day it is still a mystery.
My mother user's it when talking to either dogs or cats. Howevermy dogs go crazy when mother sings it to them.
Im too afraid to ask the meaning as she may not love me anymore and i am an only child.
I once thought "maybe my mothers crazy/dementia" but who knows.
To this day it is still a mystery.
"looks theirs a noodle in the poodle house
Mother singing "a noodle and a poodle in the stinky house, the noodle and a poodle and a stinky mouse"
Mother singing "a noodle and a poodle in the stinky house, the noodle and a poodle and a stinky mouse"
by Jimmybuttons-760 May 20, 2017

A sexual act in which a woman with a yeast infection performs oral sex on a man who has just had unprotected vaginal intercourse with her.
by Grubby Beans December 5, 2014
