person with a brain

1. The name says it all.
2. There is no Definition 2.

"How come I'm the only person with a brain, huh?"

by ivviitop December 4, 2020

my brain

my brain is the equivalent of a sperm whale and a cockroaches offspring being baked in a pizza oven in a dark alley way in Detroit

dude my brain is fuuuuucked (hits blunt) like... its fried

by grape bleach March 13, 2021

Sonic brain

To infer that someone's cognitive function is on the lower end of the spectrum by alluding to "Sped". Sonic is widely regarded as a very speedy character and sonic is an attempt to play on the word sped. Attaching Sonic to the brain means sped brain for lack of a better phrase.

*Plays game*
John: "Kill him, he is one shot."
Bob: *Misses every shot*
John: Do you have sonic brain?

by Pogopawee March 19, 2021

Calculator Brain

Somebody who can do complex math equations in their brain in a matter of seconds.

Person 1: What is 356x751?
Person 2: Uhhhhhhhh
Person 3: 267356
Person 1: What a calculator brain.

by skmad1212 June 28, 2013

preggo brain

profuse, intermittent absentmindedness occurring during and around the 9 months of pregnancy that would lead one to assume brain injury if said person were not pregnant.

husband: "My wife told the same story 3 times. Then she spent a while looking for her phone whilst talking on it. Must be preggo brain."

by EddieMame August 6, 2013

blue brain

When one expects to have his or her mind blown, but does not (derived from the popular "blue balls").

I expected that movie's ending to blow my mind, but it didn't; now I have a terrible case of blue brain.

by 2848208164 October 17, 2013

Brain rot

Level 10 gyat will w rizz is so skibidy im her sigma will baby gronx fanum taxing me

This kid has brain rot

by SelimAK_ October 28, 2023