sea muffin

The word that you use when the word "fun" is blocked on an internet forum or game.

I had a lot of sea muffin in school today!

by Dan Mueller December 06, 2007

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Piss Muffin

I can't wait for my wife to get home, so I can finger and taste her piss muffin!

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by thurstyG February 02, 2010

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a sexualicious muffin is a horny teenager who enjoys sexual conversations with other sexualicious muffins. they enjoy the sport of wank and dirty talk.

"You're such a sexualicious muffin"
Rory is a sexualicious muffin

by Ma'am Wank Alot September 15, 2009

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Rape Muffin - noun 1. A term of endearment for the filthy hookers you know. ♥

John: "I love you rape muffin"
Emily: "I love you too hooker butt"

by Shadow Kunai June 21, 2011

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Ashley wouldnt give me 5 bucks cause she's a jew muffin.

by Kaitlin sonnnnnn August 15, 2007

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To punch in ones muffin. Muffin = face, pussy, universal phrase can be used at any time.

"its muffin punching time"
Keep talkin shit and your getting it in the muffin"
Hes about to get muffin punched

by Jman December 11, 2004

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Boob spillage, as in when a woman wears a bra that's too small, as in muffin-top.

I need to go bra-shopping this weekend. I've got a serious case of muffin tits today.

by J_r September 04, 2008

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