Minecraft

THE game that makes everyone blind you may ask why cause it's MADE OUT OF FUCKING BLOCKS FOR GOD SAKES GET aBRAIN ohhh wait I forgot theirs no brains in minecraft only hearts that's why we live for. Short time

dad. You need to stop playing minecraft

Son. Why daddy
Dad. Cause you'll lose your brain
Son. Why
Dad. YOU IDIOT CAUSE THEIRS ONLY HEARTS

by anonymous June 2, 2022

Animation vs Minecraft Ep 30

THE BEST EPISODE OF ANIMATION VS MINECRAFT

kid: did you watch animation vs minecraft ep 30
guy: nope
kid: watch it or else i will hack your youtube!!!!!!
guy: ive already watched it 30 times :troll:

by memeaddictive2 May 13, 2023

Roblox, Fortnite, Minecraft.

The only three games that are actually acknowledged and the only games that come to people's heads when they think of games.

Someone: "What are some games?" Everyone: Roblox, Fortnite, Minecraft. and that's all I can think."

by yomamaisacracker July 13, 2022

Minecraft

I'm sorry, did you mean Heaven?

Danny: I wanna go to Heaven When I die!
Me, playing Minecraft: *Cries* You are in heaven~

by BackstabbedMemer October 24, 2019

Minecraft

The best game ever made

Wow, Minecraft is the best game ever made

by DarkWolf4350 April 3, 2021

Minecraft

GOD IN GAME FORM

Minecraft is amazing

by Pug god November 2, 2019

Minecraft

A great game if you like raging over a penis shaped green mf blowing up your hole weekends work. Also a game that the kid who's name starts with w wont stop talking about.

"W" kid: I lost all my progress in my Minecraft world! A creeper blew it up! I'm like noooooooooooo at 3 am! LOL

Me: Woopdy FUCKIN doo.

by BO44 May 6, 2022