marting

A footballer which is well known for being injured! Basically as much use as a bag of bollox

Don't select that player in your team he's Marting

by Millsie! May 14, 2016

martin

i am a martin and i have a big ass penis and i fuck Girls With it and im not fucking shy

im a martin

by labbis October 18, 2017

martieon

Martieon means a kind person , very caring Has lots of money and love.

You really martieon

by farrrowDiction January 31, 2018

Martinha

Martinha is a name of one of a kind. No one has it. LITERALLY. Martinhas are known for their realistic personality and their not afraid of death, or the concept of dying. Some of them don't even like chocolate!

Person 1: Bruh, she doesn't like chocolate?
Person 2: Yup, that's Martinha to you.

...

Person 1: A MURDERER??? RUN!!!
Martinha: It's fine.

by Tostamista November 2, 2018

marctified

When an older gentleman sitting at a bar with you knows the answer to all life's questions and teaches you that your on the wrong path.

I got marctified at the bar yesterday.

by Scarecrow Rich November 4, 2018

Majotity

Man boob

Trump should wear a sports bar to conceal his majotity.

by @makemuricagr8 September 6, 2019

Marstin

the best friend you can ever have. he is a player. Marstin is a person that is meant to be a leader.

man Marstin is a really good leader
Marstin came with a lot of girls last night

by destroyer12345678910 September 17, 2019