The Super Mario

After taking magical mushrooms to "power up," you lay the pipe on a busty bitty. Midway through fornication, you pour hot sauce onto a smushed piece of bread in the form of a ball, then proceed to shove it in your partners mouth while yelling "It's me... MARIO!" The finishing touch, riding her doggy style calling her yoshi and demanding she spit the "fireball" out at your hallucinations while you bust a load in her and wave your wrench around in celebration of your newly conquered kingdom!

-Shit dude, i was tripping balls last night, i woke up with a thrown up piece of bread on my pillow and all my magic mushrooms were gone.
-Damn man, sounds like a good time, was there hot sauce and a wrench present?!?
-Hold on let me check... Yeah man, how'd you know??
-Classic! Sounds like you pulled the Super Mario last night on becky!! High Five! Next time you have hot sauce and shrooms handy try the Blazing Saddle too!

by Steveshiftyshaft January 18, 2011

Paper Mario Series

paper mario 1 and 2 are winnar but supar papr mario isnt an rpg and im like wtf? and supr is too easy cuz its platfrmer and stupid. so 1 and 2 are win but 3 is fail and i dont call 3 i call supr cuz its not papr mario its mario who happens to be papr.

YAS!!! RPG!!! WITH MARIO!!! WINNAR!!!

YAS!!! IT HAPPEN AGAIN!!!

YAS!!! o dam its a platfrmer. dam. FACE IT GUYS, BREAKFAST IS RUINED!!!

O, and also Paper Mario Series.

by the winnar October 27, 2008

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe for Nintendo Switch

A game you shouldn't play. You will experience pain. You will suffer. You will loose your friends. You will loose your family. You will regret how you sacrificed those 60 dollars. You will loose everything.

Guy 1: Hey, wanna play some Mario Kart 8 Deluxe for Nintendo Switch?
Guy 2:...
Guy 3: Hey, what happened with him?
Guy 1: Oh, It's just his PTSD. Give him a minute.

by NotJayIstg November 2, 2020

Mario

A a fat fuck with an unusually small penis. Mario normally likes little boys and strokes his very small penis.

You are such a mario.

by karsten1108 January 15, 2018

Mario

some NIGGER

" HEY YOU KNOW THAT KID MARIO?"
"YA I HEARD HE WAS A REAL NlGGER"

by dankuslord September 14, 2018

Mario

Tiny penis kid who almost always has a bitchy voice but can control it

Omg is MARIO the tiny dick kid

by Mario González May 26, 2019

Extreme mario kart

Invented by Mr Rice, Mr Nutter and Mr Fresherick, the participant must race on the track 'rainbow road' whist being punched in the face at 5 second intervals. whoever comes the highest place wins.

Terance: Dude, wanna come over to my place for some Extreme mario kart?
Derek: Hell naw man my heads still banging from last time.

by F-Dawg. May 9, 2011