lexied

the need to perform a number 3 in the closest toilet. (number 3 - mastrubation)

Omg i really need a fucking lexied

by higuy34 May 25, 2023

Lexie

Very dramatic

Lexie is very dramatic

by Yungspiderman May 30, 2023

lexia core 5

A website that claims to teach kids “reading” but instead makes some kids rage in madness. There’s Lexia making kids rage because it won’t save their answers for some reason, but at least it gives you certificates for completing each level. The most special certificate is the one where are you completed the last level of Lexia Core5. Then you put it somewhere that's safe. later it crumbles a lot or a little bit so it’s basically a piece of trash now even though it’s a certificate. for you it might not be a piece of trash but for me, it’s basically a piece of trash. It’s also living hell and it doesn’t really teach you a lot about reading. it didn’t really teach me about reading but I did pass through most of the levels. “And yes, I use Lexia Core5 for some reason, don’t ask me why.”

Teacher: Time for Lexia!!!!!!
Student: AUGHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOO PLEASE NOOOOOOOO
Student 2: *gets a 4x4, RPG, and a shotgun and shoots chromebook*
Also it’s telling me to include the word being defined so I’m gonna do it. lexia core 5 is a website that teaches reading but is actually living hell

by there’s kids in my basement May 31, 2023

Lexie

The sweetest creature that exists. A very good friend and girlfriend, she has big eyes so sweet you get lost in them just looking at them.
She tries to be strong but she is afraid of her too. Chase is head over heels in love with her, he thinks she is her person (and he's right, chase is me)
She is the purest and sweetest person you could ever meet, she deserves all the happiness in the world.
Last but not least, she has an obsession with one direction

X: do you know Lexie?
Me: oh yes, she’s the loml.

by Hrrysfavchase August 3, 2023

lexie-may

Lexie-May is a fucking legend. She is caring if her friends and has a great personality. Lexie-May can also have her flaws as she is an absolute slag but can also be a very loving girl.

Friend: “your boyfriend just walked past”
Lexie-May: “which one?”

by chrisevans69 August 18, 2023

lexit

Leaving London.

Caroline: "My rent has increased to £1200 for a room in Peckham. Why do I live in London? Lexit means Lexit"

by tfy123 July 15, 2024

lexicophile

A lover of words. From lexico- (pertaining to words) and -philia (having an affinity towards).

My sister starts her day only as a lexicophile would: by reading the Word of the Day from Merriam-Webster AND Urban Dictionary.

by lexicophile25 August 12, 2024