Jess Level Stupid

When someone says something that is so outlandishly stupid, or something that is very obviously wrong/not true, that it can only be described as as stupid as something that someone named Jess would say.

Person 1: Aren't all Spanish-speaking countries in Spain?
Person 2: That's Jess Level Stupid

by jessicaisnotmyrealname May 13, 2025

Lenny Level

A level of the culinary arts which is frowned upon when one loses the ability to cook or lacks passion of the trade.

Don’t add those roast potatoes to the fish that’s real Lenny Level.

by mporiginal July 2, 2023

List of boredom levels: (1.0)

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm:bored to death
mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq:bored
qpwoeirutyalskdjfhgzmxncbv:the pinnacle of boredom
qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp:extreme boredom
qetuoadgjlxvn:bored

The pinnacle of boredom:level 4
Extreme boredom: level 3
Bored to death: level 2
Bored: level 1

This is the list of boredom levels: (1.0)

by ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ July 11, 2023

Flight Level

The height, in 1,000 feet, that an aircraft is flying at. FL350 = 35,000 feet.

ATC: AAL2611, climb and maintain flight level 350.
Pilot: Flight level 350 for AAL2611.

by rank:s+ July 13, 2023

The 4th level of disguise

He either forgot one or he deliberately withheld it so if he won't tell you... I will.

Hym "The 4th level of disguise is this... I am."

Iam "Huh?"

Hym "Huh? No not you. The 4th level of disguise."

Iam "What?"

Hym "THE 4TH LEVEL OF DISGUISE! I'M EXPLAINING IT."

Iam "Oh! Well, what is it? I want to know."

Hym "It's 'I am.' I just AM this now. That is reality. I am this. That's the disguise."

Iam "Ooooooh... Wait! Am I a disguise!?"

Hym "NO! Well... No. I mean... You're not me. Hey, I donno, KINDA."

Iam "Oh... Ok. Well... We're out of coffee. So..."

Hym "Oh. Well, get me something while you're out. Get some Kombucha!"

Iam *Sigh* "You know you're not like it-"

Hym "DON'T CARE! THE TASTE IS WEIRD AND THE CARBONATION IS GOOD! KOMBUCHA OR DEATH!"

Iam *groan* "Yeah, just don't complain when I-"

Hym "I'M GOING TO COMPLAIN!"

Iam *Sigh* "Alright."

by Hym Iam July 19, 2023

cum level

when something is just so good that there is no other way of describing it

holy shit, this pasta is cum level

by shartaypartay July 19, 2023

LEVEL UP

When playing online slots and you need to level up

Yelling LEVEL UP when you are 1 linda/Gazza away from 2x
Yelling LEVEL UP to level up on north guardians

by Juicy_jungle July 22, 2023