kelly montero

great person, kind hearted and not the lil nas x song

hey its kelly montero the great person

by really c00l per$on July 21, 2021

kelly crackers

Saltine crackers topped with a spread of pre-chewed saltine crackers. A popular snack and Kelly's sleepovers.

To make Kelly Crackers:
1. Chew up some saltines
2. Use your tongue to spread the chewed saltine onto a still-in-tact saltine
3. Serve this to your party guests - don't tell them what the spread is unless they specifically ask.

I just made some fresh Kelly Crackers, want some?

by christasaurusrex May 15, 2019

Reverse R Kelly

When you let shawty shower you with her liquid during intercourse.

“Yo, you know Shaniqua gon’ give you that Reverse R Kelly”.

by November 30, 2024

kelly foster

A trash ass teacher that 100% doesn't care about her students at all. And she gets triggered all the damn time.

Im Kelly Foster and im a Hoe.

by loltrollghoul October 19, 2018

dick kelly

He is the greatest teacher to walk the earth and always has his favorite kids in advisory.

Hey mr kellly we love you
Thanks dick kelly

by Dick Kelly May 24, 2018

Kelly Robertson

Crazy bitch,

300 pound dudes commonly pass out in her bed,
can “quit nicotine cold turkey”

“Do you know Kelly Robertson”

“yeah I slept in her bed last night”

by inthecell123 September 17, 2019

Felipe "R. Kelly" Vazquez

Lights out Pirates Closer that got caught soliciting a minor. He changed his last name from Rivero to Vazquez so he could try to get away with it.

Pirates Fan: You saw that Felipe Vazquez got caught soliciting a minor?
Other Pirates Fan: You mean Felipe "R. Kelly" Vazquez

by some_random_hanzenite September 18, 2019