jongerius

When you acquire AIDS without having unprotected sex nor blood transfusions.

- Yo Tyrone whatever happened to Gumpy?
- That nigga followed jongerius.
- F

by JustinianofKek October 19, 2018

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Jangerplatz

The word to inplace of awesome.

Wow, last night at the strip club was Jangerplatz.

by thisdude2215 August 25, 2009

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A sore and tender area (sometimes bleeding) around the anus caused by moisture that has built up in the arse-crack. Usually a problem with runners and joggers where the combination of arse sweat and the constant rubbing together of the cheeks causes skin chaffing and irritation. Can also be caused by walking in wet clothes.

I went out for a run today as it was a nice hot sunny day. I was soon regretting it after an hour; I had a severe case of jogger's ringpiece and had to cut it short.

by ade123999 October 22, 2011

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jonesby

Awesome dog who is super smart

Look at that dog!!!
Ya it's so smart and adorable it must be jonesby!

by Meerkat mania October 22, 2013

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Jogger's Log

The condition brought about by performing strenuous physical activity with a loaded colon. Symptoms can range from acute fart pressure buildup to severe mudbutt, and in some cases, sharts.

Sorry for the half-assed performance, coach. I've got a bad case of jogger's log and might fill my britches if I don't keep a full clench.

by Tcd November 21, 2013

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