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Jordan Licker

A person who isn’t African American that glorifies black people and blames police when black suspects resist arrest. Believes that blacks are oppressed and are victims of racism.
A person who isn’t African American and Uses the N word in every sentence
Person1: Did you see him defending that thug saying the officer should’ve been fired for doing his job?

Person 2:yeah he’s is being a Jordan licker again

He’s always using the N word in every sentence he’s sure is a Jordan licker
by Chris vtech October 30, 2023
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Chad jordan

Chad jordan is one of the fattest bitches at starkville high man pulls no bitches at all and has zero game man, tried to pull my girl and i got 12 SCREENSHOTS ON THIS NIGGA BRO MAN TRIED AND FAILED that shii is crazy yk what else is neveah aslo said that shii was small.... hat shii is wild fr
chad jordan u is a bitch... lol
by urabitch101 April 3, 2023
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Jordan knoll

A wanna be gang member that thinks he is tough but is just a pussy white boy. He thinks he is a blood.
by I like puss May 18, 2020
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Jordan Poythress

That nigga Jordan Poythress is a midget
by Yurl Tarded June 15, 2020
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Michael Jordan

The act of launching one's semen up in the air and into one's navel. The fluid must travel directly into the umbilicus for it to count as a Michael Jordan.
"Yo, I did a Michael Jordan last night!"
by Dr. Morningwood June 7, 2021
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mighty jordan

he is the mightiest person you’ve ever met. he has rock hard abs and the biggest butt. he can dance like no other. he has 9 more lives and he was killed by the tiki gods. he will always keep his sweet baby sofia protected and never hurt her. he is friends with a lot of weaklings and calls everyone peasants. you’ll never want to be enemies with mighty jordan
mighty jordan is so strong and mighty.
mighty jordan is so good at dancing

mighty jordan has rock hard abs.
by weakling0944 July 23, 2020
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Jordan Mcdorman

a Jordan Mcdorman is gay and has no friends he has a tiny penis and loves cock
omg is that jordan mcdorman doesnt he like dick and he has a tiny dick to
by Carter Schar April 4, 2019
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