Tenice Jones

Who? Tenice Jones.. Jones~ I love u baby doll you're too cool for school!!!
Prsn 1: "Who are those fiiine girls makin out on the couch?"
Prsn 2: "Oh, that's just Tenice and Christen; they do that all the time."
by Chris10 July 27, 2003
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Jon Bones Jones

The greatest force the octagon has ever seen. Known for his vicious strikes and world-class greco-roman, Bones has become a superstar in the sport of mixed martial arts.
Me: Yo Ale, who's gonna win the big fight tomorrow ?
Ale: Jon Bones Jones Fo Shoo !
by BlankMan187 March 18, 2011
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Mike Jones Syndrome

The repititon of the same thing over and over and over again. And then repeating it a few more times for good measure.
"Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, listen up dogs."
"Wow, you've got Mike Jones Syndrome"
by Phoenix Williams September 17, 2007
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Douche Bag Jones

Geraldo Rivera before he was Geraldo Rivera.
That guy with the mustache...that's Douche Bag Jones!
by moogookrew November 18, 2007
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Dr. Smitty Jones

The famous inventor of the most popular mime academy in the history of all schools. Also known as William Smith (Smitty)
Guy 1: Did you know that The Mime Academy of Smits was made by Dr. Smitty Jones!

Guy 2: Who doesn't!
by Dr. W. Smith December 28, 2011
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Indiana Jones That Hoe

When a girl stands naked with her back to you, you squat behind her and thrust up, whipping her crotch with your dick.
Tina was giving me attitude, so I Indiana Jones That Hoe to show her who's boss!
by SNupp November 27, 2013
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Davy Jones' Locker

An elevator on a cruise ship that someone farted in, right before exiting.
I got in the elevator just as this old lady was getting out. The doors shut before I realized she had sent me to Davy Jones' Locker.

This guy got on the elevator with the worst BO, so I sent him to Davy Jones' Locker.
by Double Happiness June 28, 2012
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