Jacob ogdenitus

A health condition in which a males penis reverses inside itself

Dude I’ve just been to the doctors and found out I’ve got Jacob ogdenitus, my poor penis is inside out

by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020

jacob austin

Sexy, Beutiful, and super sexy.
Smart and cool too
But unable to get a girlfriend...
EVER

Jacob Austin is sexy!

by Liliana Pizano December 7, 2016

lily + jacob

They are the best couple people ooks at them as the mum and dad of the group they tend to not take anything too seriously and just giggle at everything. Although when they need to be they can be very serious but, they dont let the serious situations go on for too long. They also never argue just bicker! Its the best relationship you could want. Jacob doesnt realise how attractive he is but lily is there to remind him that he is.Honestly couldnt get a better relationship. Jacob is also really protective and stops Lily from getting in bad situations

lily + jacob =<3

by coolestplayer July 27, 2021

Jacobs Mule

A Moscow Mule, but with water substituted for vodka

A: I don’t feel like getting trashed tonight, but I want a mixed drink
B: How about a Jacobs Mule?
A: All the flavor and none of the hangover? I’m in!

by Wrg2017 July 7, 2018

Jacob Paterson

ugly and mean jk good with guys tho ;)

hey I wanna meet Jacob Paterson he's a real charm

by Jabsiansn May 23, 2016

jacob vang

A straight c- student who always dabs and and is bad at social studies but luckily his addicted soccer fan Yaya makes intellgince 59%.

Is this how show yourself as a Jacob Vang

by CrusherArizona12 July 31, 2016

Jacob Devinny

The absolute hottest man to ever live extremely and muscular. He is also very smart. :)

That guy looks like Jacob Devinny only not as tall.

by Y_____E______S January 10, 2021