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Irish Lemonade

When a gentleman receives a blowjob on St Patty's Day and pees in the ladies mouth.
On St Patty's Day, Mickey gave a random girl an Irish Lemonade.
by louie danger February 3, 2010
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Irish picnic

When someone with a potato launcher shoots another person in the ass with it unexpectedly.
“I told Alex that I was gonna gave him til the count of ten, but I gave him the ol irish picnic instead...”
by Ithink2much March 29, 2019
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Irish Switchblade

A broken beer bottle; usually used for self-defense in a bar fight, or as a deadly weapon in a rumble and/or your standard bumfight.

Two-Bit Matthew's weapon of choice when a gaggle of Socs roll up on him, Pony Boy, and Johnny at the Drive-In.
I got into an argument with this guy down at the pub last night, and he cut the shit out of me with an Irish Switchblade.
by Detroit Steve March 13, 2012
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Irish Expresso

Intercourse via the anus, committed by a large Irish man with an Italian man of smaller physical stature.

{espresso, past participle of esprimere, to press out, from Latin exprimere : ex-, ex- + premere, to press; see per-4 in Indo-European roots.}
Hobs licked Sean's backside while Matt gave him an
Irish Expresso .
by e5051 July 20, 2008
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Irish Kissing

Finger-fucking a lady, usually in public (and oblivious to people making fun of you).
Last time I went out to a disco in Dublin, I caught a lad and a lass Irish Kissing on the dance floor! My buddies and I took pictures posing with them, but they didn't notice us.
by OverlordXenu June 2, 2011
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Irish Wank

A feisty wank with the erect penis smothered in Baileys Irish Cream.
Harvey: I swear I heard Sean having an Irish wank last night.
by EeePc June 9, 2011
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irish condom

An empty Mars Bar wrapper thats only open at one end.
I didn't have a rubber on me so i had to use and Irish condom
by eireman March 28, 2009
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