Human Rain Delay

An inconsiderate person that consistantly holds others hostage until they've finished with something trivial that they have just started, especially after being told everyone else is ready. This jackass believes his time is more important than yours.

Hey Poindexter, we're heading out for a quick lunch.
Hang on just a second while I check my e-mail, forward my phone, lock my desk, unlock my desk to get my cell, re-lock my desk...

Dude, you are total human rain delay!

BTW. They come in female versions as well.
You know the girl that gets dressed three times while you're waiting because the dress/outfit doesn't quite go with the shoes, nails, handbag...

by 910 January 28, 2008

humanbongus

Bigger than big .

The dog was humanbongus ! I have never seen any other like it !

by PrincessGingy04 March 1, 2009

Human Extraordinaire

A person that excels at everything (or claims to).

Meet my husband, Craig, Human Extraordinaire. He's the best at this and that, and that too . . .

by E.E.K. October 27, 2010

Human Peanut Butter

The dead skin and body oils that get stuck in crevices of commonly used items (ex. video game controller, handheld gaming device, cellphones)

Gamestop employee: "Jesus Christ, that guy just traded in this controller. LOOK AT ALL THE HUMAN PEANUT BUTTER"

*proceeds to scrape out human peanut butter*

by ThisguywhoworksatGamestop November 25, 2010

human luggage

when you put a midget on roller skates, have him wear all your clothes, and pull him around the airport with you.

I almost missed my flight because my human luggage had to take a leak.

by DarkMist March 2, 2011

human

someone that makes mistakes, has regrets, gets jealous, sometimes feels lonely, gets angry, that changes their emotion all the time from being sad to the complete opposite, that does things wrong and messes up. Its a species that we all belong to, it's somebody that is un-perfect and no human being ever will be.

everyone makes mistakes, were just humans

by hello33333333333333333 April 30, 2011

human centipierre

Much like the dark and fictitious "human centipede," it is a series of joined bodies. Rather than being connected mouth-to-anus, subjects are connected by genitalia. For men, this involves anally penetrating the individual in front of them and simultaneously being penetrated from behind (much like the infamous "Lucky Pierre"). Women may participate but must utilize a strap-on dildo or another instrument capable of penetration. Rather than being limited to a chain of three sexual partners, the centipierre is one composed of at least four but can stretch infinitely so long as the chain is not broken.

Anne: Hey, my car is in the shop. Think you can give me a lift to work tonight?

Paul: I'm not going to work. A buddy of mine is having a party.

Anne: You're blowing off work for a party?

Paul: Not just any party. We're making a human centipierre.

Anne: Oh, word? Screw work, what time are we getting there?

Paul: We?

Anne: Did I stutter?

by RubberBunzNLiquor February 9, 2012