Foster handshake

How 'molestered' foster kids greet each other by touching each others genitals.

When Patrick met Renee, she gave him the foster handshake to make sure they could be friends.

by DeadGerbilOrphan June 26, 2008

Handism

The belief that all people that use a specific hand possess characteristics or abilities specific to that Hand, esp. so as to distinguish it as inferior or superior

Righties have always thought they were better than Lefties... its Handism.

by lmtdlifetimewrnt April 10, 2009

shake hands with the senator

(v.) to poop; specifically, to poop blissfully (also, "drop a Claude")

history: The bathroom in the Pepper Center, a museum dedicated to the late Senator Claude Pepper (D-FL), is a favorite stop for Florida State University students with impending bowel movements.

After eating that delicious burger at the Loop, it was time to shake hands with the senator.

by Tom August 25, 2004

lili hands

Man Like Hands on a female body. Masculine hands in which are covered with hair. Some cases of lili hands even result in hairy, saggy elbows... Hands Of A Giant. At times complains of peoples smell to change the focal point of the discussion.

The other day i was reading about this gurl who stays up all hours of the night while everyone is sleeping, cleaning her lili hands.

by Deodorant man January 21, 2008

gladiator handshake

a handshake whereby the two parties grasp each other's arm below the elbow rather than the hand (right arm to right hand)and shake in the normal manner.

Before battle, the gladiators shook hands using the traditional gladiator handshake.

by Jason607 January 23, 2008

Porno Handshake

Instead of touching hands (no guy in the industry would dream of it), the two men touch elbows.

After a successful shoot, Ron Jeremy and the director completed a porno handshake to congratulate each other on a job well done.

by Matthew Kerry January 13, 2009

hardcore hands

Holding out your hand with your palm turned upward and your fingers separated and curled slightly, like you are holding a hardcore goblet.

A Day to Remember threw out the Hardcore Hands during a savage breakdown

by kkegel April 24, 2009