Come home

When you and your toxic ex have been feeling a hard vibe of possibly getting back together while they’re been seeing someone else they aren’t happy with. This is when you tell them to come back home.

“You don’t look happy with him Cindy, come home”

by johnsonvilleillegal December 9, 2020

until the cows come home

A long time, usually defining how late
someone might stay up at night or out at bars, nightclubs, discos etc.

The origin of the phrase goes back to
a time when people were familiar with the time cows came home
(in the very early morning... 4 - 5 a.m.) because they wanted to be milked.

Person 1: We are going to go out to night!

Person 2: Really? how long?

Person 1: We are staying out until the cows come home!

by G. Canis March 23, 2004

make yourself at home

There are no hostilities toward you (singular or plural) here, treat this place as if it were your own. When used to unknown females, is often a smarmy indication that she will be molested.

Come in, young gypsie girl traveller, make yourself at home.


*rapes the young traveller later that night*

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Lowe's Home Improvement

The epitome of ass-kissery. As soon as you walk into a Lowe's, your ass saturated with the spit of every employee that crosses your path; but it is not their fault, because it is what they have been constantly told to do every day. Lowe's is built upon the model of "excellent, excruciatingly-paranoid, money-pinching, annoying, ass-kissing, customer-focus". The best thing to do when you see a "red vest" is to cut a corner and run. These people are already stressed enough with the dumbass questions that get flung at them every day so one more question is just one more reason for them to eat a bullet.

Customer walks in Lowe's:

"HI! BILLY MAYS HERE WITH Lowe's Home Improvement WAREHOUSE! WE HAVE LOTS OF ITEMS TO HELP YOUR EVERY NEED FOR EVERY SITUATION! HOW MAY WE BE OF SERVICE TO YOU TODAY SIR OR MA'AM???"

Customer: Holy fucking ass crackers! Can I not look at the fucking power tools without being bombarded by damn service? Fuck this I'm going to Home Depot where people leave me the hell alone!

by yourmomlovesmyjohnson09 December 12, 2010

Go Home And Be A Family Man

A phrase originally coined by Guile from the Street Fighter video game franchise, it was his tag line after defeating an opponent. Over the years, it has come to be used also when referring to someone who is past their prime at whatever it is that they should do.

Steven: "Hey, did you watch TNA Impact last week?"
Michael: "Yeah, I can't believe they had Ric Flair's 60-year-old ass wrestling again. He's way past his prime He should go home and be a family man."

by Thu Kang-A-Lang January 24, 2011

Spider-Man: No Way Home

It's a movie you better NOT spoil.

The highly-anticipated, Spider-Man: No Way Home, is coming to theatres on December 17th!

... But, with every other good movie, there's always gonna be a troll to ruin everything. Let's NOT do that, okay?

by deflated December 16, 2021

Don't try this at home

Phrase often used in TV shows. When people in it do stupid, dangerous or crazy things and show them to millions of people and they don't want to be responsible for injuries, deaths or any consequences that could happen to the audience. They cover themselves from any lawsuit, charge or accusation but still do it looking cool captivating the audience

Cool guy 1: "Remember kids, don't try this at home!"

*cool guy 1 breaks a brick with his head*

Cool guy 2: "Now see this. Don't try this at home!"

*cool guy 2 gets in a shopping cart and jumps into the ocean*

by zipsssss June 13, 2010