The garden hose

When a female puts their thumb over the hole of the vagina, thus creating a pressurised stream to increase standing accuracy.

man Jenny gave me the garden hose, she garden hosed the shit out of me last night!

by Finlonger September 25, 2014

pee pee hostage

When you're stuck on an Airbus which can't land due to weather, and you can't get up because the captain can't turn off the seatbelt sign

Dude I was a pee pee hostage over Denver!

by KImCobain June 7, 2016

Human Water Hose

When you shove a garden hose up your ass and put that fucker on jet, then hope for the best

I’m so close to committing human water hose right now!

by Mikeox big November 29, 2019

Best Room Host

1. Sabri.

2. The person who wins the Karaoke Barkeeper at The Third Annual Yes Theory Fam Discord Awards aka Sabri

3. The Best Room Host is not someone who just hosts the room, but creates a sense of beloning, community and a safe space for people to have fun, express themselves and interact.

4. A person who spent over 300 hours organizing the Monday Night Radio Show.

5. #Sabri4BestRoomHost

"So who won the Best Room Host Award?"
"Duh, Sabri"

by scamia May 20, 2021

Hosni

Hosni are defined as sexy people, that are very intelligent and have a great lifestyle.

You are such a Hosni.

by Hosni October 16, 2008

Hose Beast

A woman, iether pretty or ugly that is clingy in nature and can not seem to get enough of the cock.

That hose beast tried to fuck everyone in the school, what a ho!

by mike May 23, 2004

Hosehead

taken from the noun "hoser", this word is turned into an adjective meaning someone who gets drunk, "hosed", often and is in what seems a constant state of being drunk.

This was repeated pretty often in the old Great White North show from SCTV, a Canadian television show not been made since 1984. Bob and Doug McKenzie were the two overly-accented Canadians in TGWN, that often repeated this phrase.

"Take off, you hosehead!"

by cjyo5324 August 7, 2014