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Graven

A would-be name given to any black holes created by the hadron collider (if it were to open one). Named after Prof. L Graven who is a specialist in the physics field and a long-time admirer of Higgs (the man behind the idea of the hadron collider).

A Graven is a black hole created by the hadron collider and should one come into existance it is predicted to have 10 x 10 to the power of +ve 34 gravitational pull and would draw in all objects closest to it.
Lab Assistant; "Sir, We've Discovered A Graven..."

Professor: "Oh Dear God Let's Get Out Of Here!"
by LabbyFriend March 13, 2009
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Garden hose

Scott's brother in law shot him dead in an argument over a garden hose. The coroner determined Scott's brother in law had the better garden hose since he could still use his.
by Solid Mantis February 9, 2018
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uphill gardener

a human male who partakes in gardening in furrows he shouldn't be according to mother nature.
burrow is an uphill gardener
shut up, you uphill gardener
by Anonymous January 27, 2003
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Gardening

Origins: Leicester, England
Derived from "guarding it"

(verb) to be in the process of looking after something, or keeping something safe.
Two young men having a discussion about whose responsibility it was to look after one of their pints outside a pub*

1: I told you to look after my pint
2: If you cared so much about your pint, you'd be in there gardening!
by gardening September 17, 2017
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victory gardens

Victory gardens were inspired by Eleanor Roosevelt to help the allied effort during World War II, by providing self-sufficiency in nutrition needs.
At their peak, victory gardens supplied 40 percent of the nation's fresh produce.

source: http://www.commondreams.org/headline/2009/03/16-6
by Applied Research March 27, 2009
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Garden City Gym Teacher

Almost the most fit teachers in the schools, minus the fact that some are overly weight and dive golf carts because they are too lazy to walk around. Some have special conditions, ex: shin splints,pacemakers,lesbian,gay

In the end most of the guys are especially hot
Dude your a gym teacher you must me a "Garden City Gym Teacher"!
by GcLaxChick November 9, 2010
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Urban Gardening

The activity of smoking a joint in a city type area. Usually you get a few of your hoodrats in your crew and blaze the streets
"Yo man want to go urban gardening?"
"Dude like plant some chrysanthemums?"
"No the other urban gardening. Don't be ignant"
by wootwoot3 April 15, 2010
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