hob goblin

arely from east. that is all.

Bruh i saw that hob goblin arely today in the hall butt naked asking for quarters

by pussymonster100 March 4, 2022

alc goblin

going to a party to steal alc and then leaving

“bro ashley is an alc goblin don’t invite her the the party”

by slump3d November 24, 2023

Cock goblin

1. A driver who, having initially sped up to pass another driver, proceeds to drive at the exact same speed as the other car.

2. A driver who is going at a slower speed than another driver who speeds up to the same velocity as that driver instead of letting them pass.

Can you believe how many cock goblins there are in this road? I never want to drive in Virginia ever again.

by jaggazoom November 11, 2017

Bridge goblin

Someone who does sexual acts under a bridge

You here about Dan and Tina?
Yeah they didn't want their parents catching them having sex again so they did it under the bridge
Lol total bridge goblins

by Plat's gat December 19, 2021

Hobo goblin

The thing your water level affect

Doctor: you have low hobo goblin levels

You: awh man

by Green hairbrush June 21, 2023

Grammar Goblin

That one member of your DND party thats always correcting the party or the dm

PC: I'd like to use magic missile
GG: Actually you cant USE magic missile, you cast it
PC: Gee thanks you grammar goblin

by Chedder-cheese May 31, 2022

Cock Goblin

(alt. Crotch Goblin) An elected official (often a fascist) who introduces or supports legislation interrogating people's (esp. children's) genitalia while simultaneously removing those people's rights.

Republicans introducing legislation to remove the rights of transgender people are cock goblins.

by CherryTart February 15, 2023