Goblin Defense

"The Goblin Defense" is a legal term popularized by the streamer / youtuber vash. This legal term is Used when someone is accused of being a pedophile such as vash, and his legal counter argument to it is. I thought they were short stacks Like how goblins are drawn in porn.

"The vibe that I got was like short stack thick Kind of thing you know what I mean uh Like the way uh like goblins get drawn in porn" aka the Goblin Defense

by Thelegalturkey February 12, 2024

Goblin mode

When your playing games and go into a state of crazy focus and just destroy everyone and everything. You become a god.

Dude whitney totally went goblin mode when we played games last night it was crazy

by Wolfmanreece July 6, 2024

Goblin mode

When a animal acts funny or attacks someone for no reason

Speaker1: yo do you see that cat?
Speaker2: yeah man it’s going goblin mode

by UpstartHare3268 May 22, 2023

Red Goblin

Green Goblin And Carnage Merged Together (AKA THE RED GOBLIN).

The Red Goblin Throws red carnage pumpkin bomb.

by Owen Cerruto September 14, 2023

goblin mode

stinky, lazy and doesn't shower

He was goblin mode

by bigdawgemma December 4, 2024

cart goblined

(verb) The past tense act of a mythical goblin having stolen the content(s) of your shopping cart during online checkout, leaving you empty handed.

I was in the middle of checkout, but I got cart goblined!

by MrGrimmace February 10, 2021

dirty goblin

Bloody hilarious go make sure you follow him.

Really funny tells jokes

He is a dirty goblin

by Comedy goblins November 8, 2020