Futa until proven bulgeless

A rule that states anyone has a dick unless proven otherwise by the applier of the rule.

Sorry girl, but you're guilty of being futa until proven bulgeless.

by WhoStolzTaCookie December 2, 2021

nucken futs

It means f**ken nuts, but this was you don't have to swear! :)

That chick was completely nucken futs!

by ShayMeDayMe June 2, 2011

nucking futs

a term used to say fucking nuts in front of a parent, teacher, etc.; 2. crazy, fucked up

that roller coster was nucking futs.

by RHughesy May 31, 2009

Futurama

A great show better than Family Guy, much better than king of the hill, But the simpsons is still better. lasted 4 seasons then canceled for some reason. (evil, evil fox)

Kiss my shiny metal ass big josh

by ????? December 31, 2003

futum

Noun-- A term pioneered by Frank Zappa in one of his interviews. Nobody really knows what a futum is, but as far as his fans can tell, a futum is most likely:

-A child or the amalgamation of a society's thoughts or ideas
-The center of attention
-Interviewee
-Fetus

It is widely debated amongst the uneducated Zappa fans. There's most likely a past reference or use of the term which we may have missed in one of his songs, but as far as the Zappa fandom can tell, it's merely the result of him living with a bioweapon engineer.

"Whether you like it or not, I am your futum!"

by DeusExMagna November 21, 2005

Futterwacken

A really weird dance done by Johnny Depp in the movie Alice in Wonderland, but is used randomly and as a pun for no reason at any time

That's gotta Futterwacken you up

by Glides June 3, 2010

futazi

heh, so much for the post to the loser who said it would never update... now we got proof to put it in your face...www.futazi.com NOW what isnt updated..bitches.. anyway.. futazi is a place for mature people who like to have conversation with each other and arent too uptight about everything.. except for beheading videos ahem...moch

you know what?? i got a new nickname at futazi that i just love...

babyfatass... its got a ring to it...
gonna have to make a screenname outta that one day
THANKS MOCHA FOR THE NICKNAME AND THE SECOND DEFINITION OF FUTAZI!!! YOU ARE THE GREATEST luv ya...
muah!!!

by babyfatass (remember me???) April 24, 2005