FORD

shit ass car that breaks down on you.
driven by drunk rednecks that like to watch nascar because they think its a "manly sport"

Fuck,
Only
Runs
Downhill!

by google is your friend March 22, 2005

FORD

F ucked
O n
R ace
D ay

Also see Wal

Yeah that Ford will b Ford
Hyundai for eva Rednecks

by jack offonabitch May 6, 2003

Florida State Semenhole

Not to be confused with the Florida State Seminoles - though a tomahawk chop and chanting are involved. Dropping your load in the face of your partner followed by spreading it on their face like war paint. Typically, right before climax you begin to chant, plant your sword in your partners face, and finish with the tomahawk chop just like Chief Osceola.

Dude, what the actual fuck are you doing? Hey, I'm getting my chant & tomahawk chop on - sounds like Adam is frosting another donut Florida State Semenhole style.

by Lovell from UT November 2, 2010

Ford

An adjective used to describe anything that works well for the first day.

Man... this Hyundai is Ford, the door fell off on the way home from the dealership!

by FishStix May 25, 2002

Florida

Florida is actually not a bad place if you live in one of the right areas. These places are usually on the southern half of the gulf coast and east coast.

While there are many stupid rednecks in the "southern" part, which is actually the northern area of Florida, everyone who lives here is not stupid. I happen to live about a mile away from the one of the best public high schools in the nation.

"You live in Bellair, Florida ? You must drive a Maserati then."

by Katettttt April 27, 2006

Ford Mustang

A car that was originally made for the FEMALE secretary so she could have an affordable sports car. So yes, deny it all you want but it's a girl's car. The men that decide to drive these cars like to pull up to other cars (usually what they call"ricers") or any other cars that are obviously slower than them and rev their engines and try to race them. It makes no since why they think they have to race slower cars, but it's probably because they're too scared to race anyone that could beat them.

2 guys in Ford Mustang: "Pull up next to that 4 cylinder Honda Civic (not tricked out or anything) and let's race them!"

**pulls up and the driver of the Honda Civic ends up being a young chick or an elderly woman**

**guys in the Mustang peel out when the light turns green and take off down the road looking stupid**

by YeahItsMe July 28, 2013

ford

F- for
O- old
R- retired
D- drunks

D-driver
R-returns
O-on
F-foot

by izthatso May 13, 2005