fixing the car

code name for smoking weed.

see also playing videogames.

i'm fixing the car right now, i'll call you back in a few.

by KRHimself January 16, 2005

fixing to

a fuck ass way for people from the south to say about to

I'm fixing to go to the house.

by it will be hell April 29, 2019

fisting

When a male hits the women's vagina in a sexual manner

I was fisting her hard

by joshua3378902 June 2, 2016

computer fixing

a term for making an excuse to leave a room full of people to spend one on one time with a significant other. the excuse doesn't actually have to be " i need help fixing my computer," its just a universal term for any excuse

John- oh betty, i have a busted computer in the other room do u think u can help me fix it.

or

" did u hear that, jim jsut asked sally to help him "wash dishes" in the other room, he's computer fixing

by terry January 16, 2005

mackerel fishing

1.when a woman gets down on her hands and knees, relaxes her anus to the point she can almost breathe out of it. then a man comes along and kicks her dead in the ass.
2. when a man cruises through all the chicks at a party with a goal of sleeping with the smelliest cunt available.

joe: that party was off the hook last night
johnny: i was mackerel fishing there... ended up with some stank ass bitch named amy. wow that was a smelly beef curtain.
joe: at least you got some.

by baseman151 December 29, 2009

E-Fishing Disease

E-Fishing Disease also known as (EFD) consists of a high urge to go fishing while browsing the internet. The symptoms generally start upon looking at other peoples fishing photos. Some of the side effects are enhanced expectations (I.E. you think you can catch the same size fish as other peole), which usually leads you to spend a lot of money and fail anyways. E-Fishing Disease infects 1 in 5 males in America and 1 in 25 females.

Dude 1 - Dude what the **** did you see the size of that catfish?

Dude 2 - Yeah, its not that hard all you need is a river, some bait and about 8 hours of time

*1 week later*

Dude 1 - WTF we caught nothing

Dude 2 - MOTHERFU**ing E-Fishing Disease!

by Defftik April 7, 2010

Faery fisting clit cutter

A silly little faggot, who shoves their whole donkey sized hand in loose man rectums, whom also slices many a clits with their tiny paper like peterwillies.

That guy R.J. is such a faery fisting clit cutter I heard his cock is so small he cut that poor girs O-nub with his tiny wang after he got done fisting that guys chocolate interstate with his gorrila hand.

by Bufon de le muerte October 17, 2011