22th February

if your born this day you have a huge dick, and your the sexiest man alive! everyone wants you.

Me: Hey! how old are you?
Him: Im 18!
Me: whens your birthday?
Him: 22th February!
Me in my head: i bet he has a biiiiiig dick.

by MArkus2202 February 3, 2020

Farrell February

It is the month that we all pop off

Jared: I am playing gta
Henry: no body asked *starts singing “where are the askers”*

Jared: what was that for?

Henry: it is Farrell February that is why and THERE WAS NO ASKERS

by Quackity_is_mine✨💖 January 31, 2021

Fanny February

A National Holiday where the ALL vaginas are appreciated and praised for the power it holds as it gives pleasure, power and human life!! True pussy power!💜
Everyone is welcome to celebrate this holiday regardless of gender, race, sexuality etc!!!

Friend 1: “Woah, hey, have you heard it’s Fanny February!! I am thankful that vaginas exist🙏🏾!”

Friend 2: “Yeah, me too, there are so many empowered people with vaginas that keep this world running!”

by Peachhhy July 9, 2021

Fingerblast February

An annually occurring event in which those with a vagina finger themselves each day of the month in accordance to the day it is. If it’s the 22nd, the person will finger themselves 22 times. Each time only counts after an orgasm.

“Hey Freja, it’s Fingerblast February, have you fingered yourself today?”

by __Spirit November 1, 2021

19 February

19 February finger a random person day!

Boy: ayo I need to finger you
Random person: ew why
Boy: because it’s 19 February of course

by Gayporn February 3, 2022

24 February

second world sex day! Everyone should have sex with their partner and not only ...

example: My love is 24 February I hope you do not have a headache ...
example:Let’s fuck

by Hello kitty the blue February 24, 2022

harpers ferry

A defining moment which completely changes the trajectory of your life.

His harpers ferry moment happened at the young age of 10 when he almost drowned in the river. He survived, but a small piece of him died that day and he continued on as a changed person.

by moe chagla November 28, 2022