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epic fail 

when steven gets owned by playing too much ms
wow gg steven u epic fail!
epic fail by jupha November 22, 2007
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Harpooned a fail whale 

When you pick up a fat chick at a bar.
Man, Dave was so drunk last night, I can't believe he harpooned a fail whale.

epic fail 

When you cannot fail any harder. A mistake only punishable by a round house kick to the face by Chuck Norris. Also, a series of accidents, or one accident, usually major, producing comedy to an audience around the subject.
Brian Bell: Hey guys! I just got done fapping to some new band no one has hea- OH OWWWWW! where the fucking hell did that basket ball come from!? now i'm bleeding in the face!

Eric: AHAHAAA epic fail dude epic fail!

Chuck Norris: BAHAHAAAA. *roundhouse kicks Brian in the face*
epic fail by 13xshadex13 May 2, 2009
1) Failing an online course, most commonly used for extremely easy online courses.
2) When an e-mail is not sent for whatever error (user, hardware, software).
3) A failed pickup attempt online with a chatroom companion; rejection
1) "Damn, I cannot believe that my online basket weaving course turned out to be an e-fail. Now I'll never graduate."
2) A: Did you get my e-mail? It was very important.
B: No.
A: Crap. The TPS reports are going to be late because of a stupid e-fail.
3)A: you wanna cyber
B: No.
A: Well that was a total e-fail.
e-fail by Induhvidyooul January 19, 2007

Dynamic Fail 

When A Person Is Failed by being unexpectedly being kicked in the face or hit by something whale doing an important task.
Kara: Hay man whats up?
Yoshi: Yeah hold on, im about to get this really hot girls number
Kara: WTF? *walks out of view*
Yoshi: So, baby wha... *is hit by brick*
Unknown voice: DYNAMIC FAIL!

Epic Fail 

male of andrea & barbie's daughter
An attempt at success gone horribly wrong
Nobody even wants to know an epic failure
Dumb, useless annoying etc.
Reasonably stupid and ironical
Easy to make fun of
Way to weird
Kills all jokes that could be funny
Everyone finds them weird
Long lost-cause
Looser
Yeah thats right, an epic fail is something that is very ironic and stupid, sometimes funny. it can also be a person
The way he banged into that pole while trying to impress that girl, what an EPIC FAIL!

He's trying to pick up girls at that bar..with knock knock jokes..what an epic failure.
Epic Fail by Jiewo April 11, 2009