Six Flags Over Jesus

A really big church.

I go to church at Six Flags Over Jesus.

by SB018 March 16, 2024

piss flaps

The labia minora, or inner lips. NOT the majora, as many a moronic contributor would have you believe.

The piss flaps are a colloquial term for the labia minora, or inner vaginal lips, by virtue of being proximate to the urethral opening.

by AnyNationExceptAmerica March 24, 2024

Sack Flaps

Sack Flaps are a rare genital disease that gives the unlucky victim an extra, saggier pair of nuts. This extra pair usually hangs lower than the typical pair.

Hey bro, do you have sack flaps!?? I could see them through your thin leggings.

by tambah May 1, 2024

John Flansburgh

A John Flansburgh is a sexual act in which you fuck a woman doggy style and then charge her $650 for the mediocre act.

Person 1: "I gave your wife a John Flansburgh in the bed last night."

Person 2: "A John Flansburgh? Are you out of your goddamn mind? It's a sexual act, and a fucking disgusting one."

by cockwafer May 14, 2024

Salmon flaps

A type a dog, usually black, that specifically has the name Sammee. That never shuts his mouth and loves barking. The place where usually a dog's checks are have being replaced by salmon like flaps.

"SHUT YOUR SALMON FLAPS YOU MUTT!"

Also

"That dog won't be quite" person 1
"Yeah he loves running his salmon flaps" person 2

by Jess3e January 17, 2025

spin flaps

Pain and tenderness of the labia majora following an intensive exercise class on a static bicycle.

I had a great workout this morning but, unfortunately, now I have spin flaps.

by Egnaro March 23, 2025

Naan flaps

The vagina lips of a brown women.

I love seeing her naan flaps everyday. I goon to it

by YAANI, SAMOSA April 4, 2025