If it fits, it ships

An overloaded and/or poorly loaded vehicle, often U-Haul rental equipment. Obviously unsafe even to casual observers. High risk of the load becoming dislodged, causing a traffic accident and heavy damage to the vehicle and load.

Justified by the moron driving by saying "if it fits it ships". From an early 2000s US Postal Service advertising campaign.
I rented a U-Haul car carrier to tow the F-350 behind my Honda Civic. Yeah I know the truck bed is full of paving stones. No, not the other way around, the Civic is the tow vehicle.

If it fits, it ships.
by Uncle Jersey July 21, 2023
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Fitted

Synonymous with the term Cap meaning to lie. Originating from Desus Nice and the Kid Mero, stars of the illustrious Bodega Boys Podcast. The term fitted stems from the popularity of Fitted New Era Caps. Not to be confused with SnapBack Cap.
You put up 50 on Melo at the rucker? That’s Fitted.
by EloquentIgnorance September 22, 2020
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fitted

It's kinda like a snapback but with this one, you cant adjust the width of the cap to accomodate oversized heads.
I'm backpacking through Africa with my fitted on
by snapbacksNshades January 02, 2015
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Fitted

Referring to the head
Ole pussy ass boy you keep fuckin wit me ima send a bullet to yo fitted.
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stinky fit

A south west of England saying, particularly in coastal regions. "Stinky fit" is a way of saying someone is really attractive.
"Did you see that girl that just walked past!? She was a 9!"

"Yeah man, she was stinky fit."
by sharkydave November 23, 2011
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Ajax Is Fit

You are a simp for ajax aka me a femboy furry bottom

Ajax is hot
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Kinniftian Fit

A specific fit characterized by a sense of panic, total confusion and the feeling of being rushed, specifically within the context of a school assignment.
The worksheet was so confusing I had a Kinniftian Fit.
by msyterious_no September 06, 2018
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