Billie Eilish enthusiast

Typically 12 to 17 year old teens who have fake depression and choose to have a sad bart wallpaper for their iphone 14. They usually imagine themselves in a tiktok edit as being a sad Billie Eilish while simultaneously being in their mothers Mercades G-wagon.

Person 1: what are you an enthusiast about? Person 2 : I'm a Billie Eilish enthusiast. Person 1:Dies of cringe.

by realistpessidog May 4, 2023

hello, this is jyp entertainment

A way to traumatize JYPNATION stans.

"hello, this is JYP entertainment" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

by Bang Chan's laptop's battery November 8, 2023

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So you got really bored huh. You've done all the ways you could possibly type out qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and you've typed out all of the numbers in every way possible.

You found it.
Out of complete boredom, on your ass with your homework that's due tomorrow, you found this.
You absolute lowlife.

"Jimmy where is your homework!?"
"Oh sorry Miss I fucking typed out escf1f2f3f4f5f6f7f8f9f10f11f12prtscsysrqscrlkpausebreak`1234567890-=backspaceinshomepageupnumlk/*-tabqwertyuiop\delendpagedown7home8^9pgup+capsasdfghjkl;'enter4<56>shiftzxcvbnm,./shift^1end2˅3pgdnenterctrlwindowaltspacebaraltfnwindowctrl<˅>0ins.del instead of focusing on my work
"Fair enough"

by tealyy March 15, 2021

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I shat my pants

I Attention: If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesothelioma you may be entitled to compensation. My pants

by Lightning Mcdouble April 4, 2021

Entet

Southernisation of northernised lingo, spurring from the word's INIT, and IN TIT.

Refers to a lower class or budding chav / scally agreeing with a statement.

-Its been a good day entet
-Do ya wan ya blarry ed kicked in entet, ya shkalleh.

by Gasz September 16, 2006

Entrepreneur

Entrepreneur; a person or duo of dick bags who beg and swindle money from unsuspecting victims by way of social media, to open, then close restaurants and self storage facilities, primarily in the greater Portland area, but not excluding the western mountains of Maine. A solid regimen of belittling underlings and customers alike encourages a feeling of length and girth in the loins of so-called “entrepreneurs”.

Se also; grifter, swindler, confidence man, chiselers, welcher.

“Oh no Mike, I think we’ve run out of money and we don’t work! What are we going to do?”
“Don’t worry Jason, we’re entrepreneurs. We’ll just post on Facebook and swindle some more cash. It’s that easy”

by RonnieRonnieBrusselSprout July 6, 2019

enthralling tale comrade

A variation of "cool story, bro" which acts to serve as the ultimate shutdown to stories the storyteller of which thinks is super awesome, but is actually wasting everyone's time because no one cares. These stories can be heard IRL, or seen often on WoW forums or 4chan.

"HEY MAN I WAS PLAYING EVE ONLINE YESTERDAY AND I JUMPED OFF TEH SHIP TO THE GROUND BUT THEN I GOT BARRICADED BY TONS OF OTHER ENEMY DUDES AND THEY ALL CAME RUSHING AT ME LIKE A ZERGRUSH FROM STARCRAFT HOLY FUCK WHAT AN ADRENALINE RUSH"

"Enthralling tale comrade."

by Brobeck May 23, 2009