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The English death 

Death by taking a dump out of a window (mostly not done in a sober state), overall located higher than the second floor, losing balance, and falling down onto the pedestrian walkway.
John: I'm so sorry to hear that Ed died... What happened?
Ed's mom: He died the English death...
John: I guess he couldn't make it to toilet then.
The English death by Ruebenizer September 30, 2013
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Taxi English 

A variation of the English language used by taxi drivers and employees of CRA
In Canada there are two official languages, French and English, taxi English is not the official language of CRA
Taxi English by kr00z April 10, 2015

Hostel English 

A variant of the English language used among young people and backpackers in Hostels across the world. Usually includes overuse of 'like', 'awesome' and 'amazing'.
"The burgers around the corner from the hostel are like so amazing."
"Dude, will you stop speaking in Hostel English."
Hostel English by Urban Junkie. September 6, 2016

Lib english 

The highest form of english language with its own grammatical correctness. Most people who learned lib english came from nobles.
Lib english by KaizerIvan May 22, 2016

joey english 

The sexiest man to ever live. He's been gettin hoes since seventh grade.
joey english by Joeyacme3300 June 8, 2016

bradley english 

He Is A Very Hard Kid. He Will Fight Anyone And Anything That Stands In His Way And Is Not Afraid To Put Up A Fight. He Will Harm Anything That Gets In The Way Of Family And Friends
bradley english by SlatedSlayer August 22, 2016

royal english breakfast 

Waking your girl up to a hearty, quality breakfast with some eggs and sausage because shes a woman who deserves respect. Hah just kidding, its putting your dick between two english muffins, just how the queen would like it.
Damn, I gave Becky quite the Royal English Breakfast this morning. She liked that i added gooch butter for taste.