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energy systems engineer

The energy systems engineer is an elusive breed of engineer. Often found scurrying around the forest grounds on the banks of the River Corrib, the energy systems engineer will not take very lightly the fact that you are tainting their environment with your carbon dioxide emitting ways. They have a weakness for white wine and tacos and can be captured using a butterfly net.
"Derek! I think I have just seen the lesser spotted energy systems engineer in it's natural habitat!"
"Jolly good, William, but what is that curious sound it is making?"
"It is difficult to hear, Derek, but it sounds like it is hashtagging Longford."
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Whole animal dick energy

when a circumcised dude compares/ references the intact penis (uncircumcised ) as a wild animal (Anteater, Aardvark, Naked Mole Rat and etc.). It should be taken as a compliment.
Butthead: “I'm so glad my mom had me circumcised.
I'd hate to have a little aardvark between my legs.”
Beavis: “What?! You’re just mad that my schlong has whole animal dick energy!”
by Honey Badger 28 August 20, 2025
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White PG5 Energy

White PG5 Energy is the opposite of Black AirForce 1 energy. Instead of running from a nigga cause your a KOS for him, he'll run from you. He wants you to chase him. Wanna know why? He'll lure you to a corner where nobody can hear your screams, and change the White PG5 Energy into Black Air Force 1 Energy REAL FUCKIN QUICK. This man also ain't afraid to play dirty. They'll go for the balls, the throat, everything. They'll even bring a weapon to a fistfight.
"Yo, you know that nigga Trey? He's 100% White PG5 Energy. I heard that he 'took Willy out back' last Monday. He hasn't been to school at all since last Tuesday. I heard he even wore those new Playstation 5 Shoes too. We should probably stay away from him."
by Klue Klue Canoe June 10, 2021
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Big dick energy

You know how not always but usually getting a big truck means that have little dick this term is little dick compensation at its finest projecting your insicurities on others
That one guy "I just slapped some chick because I have big dick energy"

Normal dude"Nah I just think your shitty"
by Yourallnotsmart March 7, 2020
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Energy

Yes. Energy. Shit, Bill Hicks says "We are the universe experiencing itself" and stoners think it's the most profound shit anyone has ever said. All the Tool loving dorks nut in their own pants. But I say that "you" are the current of energy that rolls across your skull-steak as you think rather than the meat and it's preposterous somehow.
Hym "No, hey, don't say 'energy' like that I know it's vague I haven't fleshed it out yet. You sound like Matt... And not your Matt the other Matt... But yes. Energy. You (LIKE the universe but not AS the universe) are a 'potential guy' being actualized by way of biological mechanism and sensory data... Over time... Or something... I'll get there. This is a thing! I'm sure of it. Your being is comprised of the potential reality that comprises everything else. FOR EXAMPLE! Imagine the universe stops expanding. Time stops. Everything this frozen in space. You now have a finite sphere of spacetime-reality. The analogy the atheists always use is 'it's like bread raising in an oven'. Now go to the edge. Now go AN INCH out from the edge... What's there? What occupies the NOT-space that exists just outside of this finite sphere of spacetime? You could say 'Nothing' but can it even BE 'nothing?' It MUST be (at the very least) 'potential spacetime-reality.' Right? Because in whatever unit of time you would attribute to the universe expanding 1 inch it will (as a matter of absolute certainty) BECOME SPACETIME-REALITY as soon as you restart the expansion of the universe. So, yeah, ontologically real wellspring of potential reality that is actualizing itself. Is it intentional or does it just do that? I don't know. But it seems pretty reality-monstery to me."
by Hym Iam June 19, 2023
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Small Dick Energy

Andrew Tate and his supporters
Person 1: "He supports Andrew Tate and his morals"

Person 2: "that gives off such small dick energy!!"
by daphyducks January 3, 2023
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big mauka energy

A person who clearly has whakapapa to Kāi Tahu - you can just tell they have a big mauka
Friend: "Are you Kāi Tahu?"

Kāi Tahu friend: "Yeah! How did you know?"

Friend: "You just have that big mauka energy"
by Mō Kā Uri August 30, 2023
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