douged

When your cell phone is cloned. Like doug's.

Hi this is Verizon Wireless Fraud Department. Yes your cell phone has been douged.

by clonzor November 19, 2003

Balloon Dogged

The sensation of having eaten so much one feels as if they are a 'balloon dog', a dog shaped baloon-animal, the type often made by a clown for a child; under extreme pressure and ready to explode any second.

"Hey sorry about that, we ate a couple seafood platters and got completely balloon dogged before we got here. I shouldn't have fed her those last five drinks. That will need to be steam cleaned."

"No desert thanks, I am totally fucking balloon dogged after eating that family of hippopotami."

by Lakin A. October 15, 2007

Dick Dodgers

the name of my cousin's penis, or straight people

Dick Dodgers wants to use his forward laser cannon on her

by Double D February 11, 2004

Douged it

When your playing golf and you take the shittest shot.

Swinging the club super hard but the ball only moves 4 feet. Fucking douged it.

by Mestry1 May 21, 2021

Douged

When your Manager Doug asks you to take care of something but it ends up with you getting yelled at.

I got Douged today, that customer was so mad.

by FORDPARTSGUY1986 October 25, 2022

douget

A weird little red head shit who likes to get handsy in his sisters car

“Who did she get into that car with?”
“She got in there with that douget”

by ilovedougets May 15, 2024

douget

douget is another word for bitch . so instead of using the word bitch around adults you could just say douget

it isn’t my fault you are a douget

by kgetmoney June 4, 2024