by Dayana302 April 16, 2019
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School was canceled on Wednesday due to a snowstorm so a One Day Weekend was sent to us from the heavens.
by Goat The Man December 31, 2008
Get the One Day Weekend mug.An excuse used by cowards, the morally bankrupt, and men with weak-chins to grant legal immunity. Often used by police officers and/or the Comissioner of the New South Wales Police Force.
"Did you hear about that cop that tied up that Aboriginal kid's hands behind his back and slammed him face-first into the ground?"
"Oh the cop just had a bad day."
"Are you fucking serious? He used excessive force you weak-chinned mud slug."
"Oh the cop just had a bad day."
"Are you fucking serious? He used excessive force you weak-chinned mud slug."
by Equity and Justice June 3, 2020
Get the Had a bad day mug.Josh: hey, Ryan see that girl over there? She’s pretty hot
Ryan: then go give her a hug
Josh: why?
Ryan: haven’t you heard?! It’s national give a girl a hug day!
Ryan: then go give her a hug
Josh: why?
Ryan: haven’t you heard?! It’s national give a girl a hug day!
by Ass and cock licker October 17, 2019
Get the Give a girl a Hug day mug.A day off from work or school during which you sort out all your emotional and psychological problems.
Parent: Don't you have a test today?
Student: Yeah, but I'm taking a mental health day. I'll make it up tomorrow.
Student: Yeah, but I'm taking a mental health day. I'll make it up tomorrow.
by starreyes October 29, 2007
Get the Mental Health Day mug.While driving in a car, you end up behind and elderly woman who drives at least 15 miles under the speed limit.
Usually occurs when driving home from work, or going to somewhere on a schedule (ala. the closing time of a store)
Often confused with someone on a cell phone.
Usually occurs when driving home from work, or going to somewhere on a schedule (ala. the closing time of a store)
Often confused with someone on a cell phone.
Tod: "Hey Chuck, did you get the new video game that you said you would?"
Chuck:" No, I didn't. I was 10 minutes away from the store and I gut stuck behind a Granny Day-Blower, and I got to Best Buy 10 minutes after closing.
Tod:"Ogh, well that sucks"
Chuck:" No, I didn't. I was 10 minutes away from the store and I gut stuck behind a Granny Day-Blower, and I got to Best Buy 10 minutes after closing.
Tod:"Ogh, well that sucks"
by McH0 Togo March 3, 2009
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Dave: Hey Mike, are you going skating with the kids on family day?
Mike: Fuck no! Lisa and I are sending the kids to grandmas, we're REALLY gonna celebrate family day!
Mike: Fuck no! Lisa and I are sending the kids to grandmas, we're REALLY gonna celebrate family day!
by wr36 February 16, 2009
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