Pussy Crunch

When a woman's vagina is so tight that when you get your penis in it hurts.

"Damn, Her pussy was so tight that shit gave me pussy crunch!"

by 666windwaker666 June 3, 2015

Cranberry Almond Crunch

When you give someone a bowl of rocks and milk and trick them into eating it, so they mouth get all bloody, and they teeth fall out like cranberry almonds.

I have to wear dentures now because Denise served me a cranberry almond crunch.

by Storm Thurmond July 7, 2010

Paula Butt Crunch

An Australian chocolate candy bar. Succulent milk chocolate fudge with suprise honeycomb CRUNCH inside (oolala) and delicious SOFT chocolate bent all-over on the outside. This candy bar has the sexiest Spanish ancestory, it be ballin' in a Audi r8.

There is no other substitute for a good munch.

It can be purchased at The Court Hotel, Perth.

You: I better have me one of them Paula Butt Crunches today.
Friend: Bloody oath.

by Mindefinitely January 20, 2011

CRUNK

when you're high and drunk at the same time.

Grab the weed and the beer, let's get crunk!

by ~~~sexy_bitch~~~ April 18, 2006

crunk

To be crunk is to be stoned on cronic and drunk. Cronic + Drunk = Crunk. Everyone else who says it's crazy drunk, ect., is wrong.

I had a hard day at work, lets get crunk.

by Johnny John John Johnson June 1, 2007

crunk

When you get stoned and drunk. Chronic + Booze = Crunk. Take the (C) From (C)hronic and the (runk) from D(runk) and that's wut u get...

Let's get crunk bitches!!!!!!!!!!!

by E-tan April 19, 2006

crunck

gettin sooo wasted that you think that it would be a cool idea to kill someone....but then you realize that your just an idiot!

Idiot: Dude i totally killed some bitch last night, it was so crunck.

Non-Idiot: What are you and idiot?!

by dyl0n October 19, 2005