Person 1: Did you see that photo of Britney in her bikini in heat the other day?
Person 2: EURGH yer it made my crotch cringe.
Person 1: I bet if you saw David Wilsonholme naked he would be spherical...
Person 2: Ewww thats sick, it makes me want to sew myself up!
Person 1: LOL!! Crotch cringe!!!!
Person 2: EURGH yer it made my crotch cringe.
Person 1: I bet if you saw David Wilsonholme naked he would be spherical...
Person 2: Ewww thats sick, it makes me want to sew myself up!
Person 1: LOL!! Crotch cringe!!!!
by mostexellent July 12, 2008
noun1.Euphemism for a man's penis
noun2.A man who is known to be exceptionally vigorous during copulatitive episodes.
noun2.A man who is known to be exceptionally vigorous during copulatitive episodes.
1: "I was sat on the bus, and damn me if i didn't have the biggest crotch rocket of my life, i had to wait 4 stops 'till it went down!"
2: "I was with Bob last night, he's a real crotch rocket!"
2: "I was with Bob last night, he's a real crotch rocket!"
by jymjim April 05, 2003
by Dylan , Alexa September 16, 2007
Fuck the redneck, inbred mutha fucker with the buick if he don't like crotch rockets why is he on here? go fuck your granny and have some more kids fag!
by I HATE INBREDS (and buicks) June 29, 2003
by bef April 24, 2003
by spudder69 August 22, 2005
Jerome: Shit, dude! I just found a set of crotch spiders in my burger!
Alan: That's nasty shit, man.
Pumba: Mhm.
Alan: That's nasty shit, man.
Pumba: Mhm.
by Jemima Hootensnancle October 30, 2007