Crotch cringe

When somebody is so repulsive that they make your crotch litrally cringe.
Person 1: Did you see that photo of Britney in her bikini in heat the other day?
Person 2: EURGH yer it made my crotch cringe.


Person 1: I bet if you saw David Wilsonholme naked he would be spherical...
Person 2: Ewww thats sick, it makes me want to sew myself up!
Person 1: LOL!! Crotch cringe!!!!
by mostexellent July 12, 2008
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crotch rocket

noun1.Euphemism for a man's penis

noun2.A man who is known to be exceptionally vigorous during copulatitive episodes.

1: "I was sat on the bus, and damn me if i didn't have the biggest crotch rocket of my life, i had to wait 4 stops 'till it went down!"

2: "I was with Bob last night, he's a real crotch rocket!"
by jymjim April 05, 2003
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boob crotch

A game in which girls touch and/or hit eachothers boob and crotches.
Dylan and alexa played boob crotch until they had swollen boobs.
by Dylan , Alexa September 16, 2007
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crotch rocket

Fuck the redneck, inbred mutha fucker with the buick if he don't like crotch rockets why is he on here? go fuck your granny and have some more kids fag!
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hot crotch

v. to grab at another person's genital area.
"he got hot crotched at the club"
by bef April 24, 2003
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fire crotch

i got a call today fro mthe fire crotch it made my teeth sweat~
by spudder69 August 22, 2005
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Crotch Spiders

Jerome: Shit, dude! I just found a set of crotch spiders in my burger!
Alan: That's nasty shit, man.
Pumba: Mhm.
by Jemima Hootensnancle October 30, 2007
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