bugger crap

i came up with this when i was looking for a ball that i kicked into a hedge. i could see the ball so i swayed the hedge only to dislodge a bottle containing excrement and urine.

matt: oh shit a bottle of bugger crap just fell on me!
Luke: uh its smells bad
Matt: i can see little maggots in it!
Luke: how the hell did someone manage to crap into a bottle?

by Matthew T February 9, 2004

crap attack

this is when u get stressed out and feel you have 2 av a bf(bitch fit-white chicks)

if someone makes you angry and you scream and shout and tantrum. this is a crap attack.

by GeMz'N'jEsS June 28, 2006

crap-dangit

A slang term for "OH CRAP!", whoich is a slang term for " My goodness". Combines crap and dangit. Only to be used by Brandon D.

"Crap-dangit? I've been shot!"
"Crap-dang you!"

by Brandon Dockery December 5, 2003

crap flapper

One who masterbates in his/her own fecal excretions; usually someone with mental retardations or an individual who has problems with standard/orthodox masterbation.

"Hey brah, you need to wash your sheets; were you eating sundaes in bed and watching television?"

"No, I was actually masterbating in my own butt squirts."

"Oh okay, that is gross, your a crap flapper you are."

by Frankinsense July 16, 2008

crap locker

A woman who has a nice ass.

Wow check out the crap locker on that one.

by Jeasus November 14, 2006

Crapbags With Wings

see seagulls

Seagulls Are Nothing But Crapbags With Wings!

by Seagulls Of Santa!!! October 7, 2008

rap is crap

Oxymoron.
If rap is crap, rock sucks cock. Plain & simple.
Go listen to some old school rap, like NWA, Coolio, etc..

person 1: rap is crap! dont care what you have to say, you know it does!

person 2: then rock sucks cock. hahaha, take that, pillow ass! btw, some rock does suck. badly.

by new sovernenity (lol) July 28, 2006