When something isn’t bad enough to be good but still bad and not good, like the 2015 Action/Comedy movie Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2
by definitelynotocto April 13, 2024
Get the Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 Zonemug. A woman that is sworn to protect and serve the community she lives in. Most usually are very beautiful and a lot of them like Cubs or another Officer. She makes arrests drives all over the jurisdiction and writes tickets to those that run redlights or speeds exessively. When they Are at home they do what people do in spare time watch TV feed their cats or dogs Mow the lawn talk to one of their neighbors cook. Most can be very nice but some are rude.
"A Brunette Female Cop is in a relationship with a male employee who works at the Local Hardware store."
by Will700 December 21, 2023
Get the Female Copmug. A self-appointed internet detective who treats every subreddit or comment thread like a crime scene. Usually spends their time “investigating” gang activity, rap beefs, or conspiracy theories using Google MyMaps, Genius lyrics, and decade-old articles. Loves saying “source?” and “this set isn’t real” while never having left their bedroom.
“Only a Reddit Cop would think a YouTube video from 2014 makes a fake gang like WSDMGC73 ‘active’—mind you, these clowns weren’t even in the video!” — LA local
by RealTalkOnlyFool October 11, 2025
Get the Reddit Copmug.
Get the COPmug. Being pulled over; interrogation by a cop; unexpected rear view flashing lights; irrational ticket violation.
•If you are driving and a cop pulls you over for nothing out of the ordinary.
•If a cop gives an irrational reason for pulling you over; such as:
- "I didn't see your seatbelt."
- "You didn't use your blinker before turning."
- "You were just about 5mph over the speed limit."
- "I noticed you turned a little too fast around that corner."
•If you are driving and a cop pulls you over for nothing out of the ordinary.
•If a cop gives an irrational reason for pulling you over; such as:
- "I didn't see your seatbelt."
- "You didn't use your blinker before turning."
- "You were just about 5mph over the speed limit."
- "I noticed you turned a little too fast around that corner."
• I was on my way home before I was pulled over to flirt with a cop.
• Just flirted with a cop trying to drive to work.
• I didn't expect to be flirting with a cop for not fully stopping at a stop sign.
• Just flirted with a cop for not using my blinker! But he thankfully gave me a warning for such a minor mistake.
• Just flirted with a cop trying to drive to work.
• I didn't expect to be flirting with a cop for not fully stopping at a stop sign.
• Just flirted with a cop for not using my blinker! But he thankfully gave me a warning for such a minor mistake.
by LeviathinDefinerOfTheDeep July 27, 2017
Get the flirting with a copmug. it meens ur cop mode is way too much! tone it down a bit buddy.... you're not a copper . . . dot dot dot
by misterhacer November 1, 2022
Get the dont cop too mutchmug. That faithful partner you love to hate and the cops are called cuz ya'll be fighting too much. One gets arrested, but the other doesn't want to press charges. Often you can hear them screaming 'I love you Baby' or asking the officer, 'Can I just give them a kiss before you take them away?', while in handcuffs.
Girl, I saw you on TV the other night with a new dude. Is that your Cops BooBoo?
I love Nick. He's my Cops BooBoo.
I love Nick. He's my Cops BooBoo.
by HotGoalieGf18 March 1, 2020
Get the Cops BooBoomug.