by Broutiful August 22, 2016
Get the captain condommug. A solution you can't accept, to a problem you will never understand.
Derived from a video where someone filled a condom with spaghetti and water then tied it off. Then they took the condom and put it in a kettle and boiled it. After it was so over cooked it became one congealed mess, they dump the now one GIANT condom noodle into a bowel and put an ungodly amount of ketchup on it.
Everything about it is wrong, none of it makes sense to do it that way, you will NEVER be able to figure out the thought pattern that arrived at that solution, and you won't understand the circumstances that led up to THAT being the answer to said problem.
Derived from a video where someone filled a condom with spaghetti and water then tied it off. Then they took the condom and put it in a kettle and boiled it. After it was so over cooked it became one congealed mess, they dump the now one GIANT condom noodle into a bowel and put an ungodly amount of ketchup on it.
Everything about it is wrong, none of it makes sense to do it that way, you will NEVER be able to figure out the thought pattern that arrived at that solution, and you won't understand the circumstances that led up to THAT being the answer to said problem.
by puppetstring55 July 28, 2021
Get the spaghetti in a condommug. A glass condom is a condom filled up with big pieces of glass that is then swung around and thrown on the ground in order to shatter all the glass into smaller fragments.
The condom is then used on the male penis to create a new sort of pain mixed with pleasure during sexual intercourse.
The condom is then used on the male penis to create a new sort of pain mixed with pleasure during sexual intercourse.
1. Me and my boyfriend tried this new trick last night called “glass condom”, it was very bloody
2. Did you see Gab last night? His penis was bleeding everywhere cause his girl used a glass condom on him
3. If you dont shut up I’m gonna use a glass condom on you!!
2. Did you see Gab last night? His penis was bleeding everywhere cause his girl used a glass condom on him
3. If you dont shut up I’m gonna use a glass condom on you!!
by GlassCondominator October 15, 2019
Get the Glass Condommug. Luffy is a rubber nigga. Other niggas use his stretchy ass body ass a condom when they want to fuck gyal.
No niggas using this in a sentence
Person 1: When will this stupid condom pirate find his dumbass treasure. Midpiece.
Person 2: KYS Bitch ass NIGGER.
Person 1: When will this stupid condom pirate find his dumbass treasure. Midpiece.
Person 2: KYS Bitch ass NIGGER.
by Kai + Jin = retarded nigga February 28, 2023
Get the condom piratemug. by Bryan._.fash October 7, 2023
Get the Human condommug. When a person or character opens a condom with their teeth while looking into their partners eyes. Its hot.
'A dominant person/character looking through their eyebrows, making eye contact with their lover as they bite the corner of the condom wrapping and rips it open with their teeth.' This is the condom biting thing. Again. Its hot.
by Weeb22 April 24, 2022
Get the The condom biting thingmug. "Dude let me hit the bathroom first.. While that, won't you put the Karaoke condom on the microphones?"
by GolferA October 8, 2015
Get the Karaoke condommug.