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Queens of Comedy

The funniest bitches ever. The comedic group is made up of as follows:

Mo'Nique: Fat bitches, if you sittin next to a skinny bitch, take your fist, and hit that bitch on the top of her head!

Adele Givens: She's such a fuckin lady!

Sommore: You don't know money like she knows money!

Miss Laura Hayes: Just let you put the head in??? Motha Fucka, I got two babies by the head!
Watch the Queens of Comedy while your stoned. You'll be rollin so hard your stomachs gonna hurt.
by Libra Chic September 6, 2005
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come

People that have never read any porn magazine articles in there life and can't spell the word correctly.

The correct spelling is cum.
Come over here now! Are you going to come to the game?
by Christopher_Cool June 12, 2008
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come to jesus

Originally an emotional experience that is life changing, it has evolved to mean a serious argument, one that better result in a change of action or else.
My husband and I are going to have a "come to jesus" over this remodeling job.
or
I'm going to have a "come to jesus" with that kid about his drinking and partying.
by Sak July 29, 2004
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come-mere

by jimmy a hendricks - October 29, 2003
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what a comeback

1. What a comeback can mean a few things. I would say that the main usage and main definition is to go from way behind in a race (or something else), a game, even life to the place where that person is far FAR ahead of where they started from in the game, life, etc...

2. What a comeback can also be said when someone else is slamming or dissen another person, and the person comes back with a witty, smart, hard slammen comeback that tops the other person's cut down so badly that they are put to shame. Sometimes you get to watch a fight after you can say: Man! what a comeback! It aggravates the person who got slammed by the comeback.
1. Did you see the game last night?!?!? The Lions were behind 11 points in the 2nd Quarter, and then what a comeback, they tied up the score, in the 3rd Quarter - it was like they weren't the Lions anymore. I dont know what set fire to their pants; but they got a move on.

2. Person #1 - Yo' Momma so fat that when she farts in a pool they name the Hurricane!

Person #2 - Yeah, well yo Momma so fat that when she stands up the earth tilts on it's axis!

Watcher #1 - Whoa! what a comback! Hahahaha!

Person #1 to watcher #1 - "STFU'! (then he scowls at him).
by IrishDaddy2U April 14, 2010
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why come

a term used south of the ohio river by total dolts.
1) i am going to bang my sister
2) why come you want to fuck your sister
by troy October 31, 2003
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come out the bag

v. to pull a gun. A slangdown of "come out of the bag on;" derived from the fact that guns were sometimes carried in paper bags for purposes of concealment.
That chickenhead swung on Serena and Serena came out the bag on her.

He got hemmed up by five dudes and none of his boys were around, so he had to come out the bag.
by Theo September 1, 2008
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