Chuck

To throw up violently.

My asshole ex-husband's name is Chuck; his mama sure named him right, 'cause when I see him all I wanna do is chuck my lunch.

by Hasuko January 22, 2012

Chuck Norris Facts

Chuck Norris has never seen a punch coming. He has only seen men adjust their shoulder slightly before he roundhouse kicks them in their face.

Surprising Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, only slaughters.

Chuck Norris choose the last pope

Sharks don't bite people when Chuck Norris goes for a swim.

A Bear can smell a drop of blood 2 miles away. Chuck Norris can smell fear 5.

Norris made history in 1997 when he was the first Westerner in the documented history of Tae Kwon Do to be given the rank of 8th Degree Black Belt Grand Master. In 2017 he will make history again when kicks everybodys ass... AT THE SAME TIME.

Chuck Norris doesn't carry atm cards, he only goes to registers and says CREDIT.

When Chuck Norris was born he gave the doctor a smack on the ass. The doctor still cry's till this day.

When Chuck Norris was a child he never asked WHY?

Chuck Norris didn't live through the cold war. He only put on and extra leather vest.

Chuck Norris is the only person that sees Shaq as a cute puppy.

Chuck Norris Facts are known to be true if this world were a utopia.

by C-los777 October 11, 2007

cluckerfust

Used in place of "clusterfuck" when a forum has their badword filter turned up to eleventy.

This here thread is a total cluckerfust.

by Master of the obscene December 2, 2010

Cluckmunchers

Minions in Dungeons 3. or Your dark friends

If you're hungry, then EAT THE DAMN CHICKENS, YOU CLUCKMUNCHERS!

by tpatheplayer June 2, 2018

clucking joe

fucking hoe

person 1: fucking hoe
person 2: no no no
person 3: what did she say
person 2: clucking joe

by cluckingjoe#1 June 6, 2018

Clucker

Old school term for an active member of the Klu Klux Klan.

Those cluckers are planning a rally tomorrow by the Jefferson Davis monument on the square.

by Georgia Normal August 3, 2018

Clucky

Anyone who feels the strong need/want to have a child or pet.

Jerry hung out with his niece and now he’s clucky af for his own kids… or a puppy.

by Kimberleebee33 July 6, 2022